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Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
A man is watching me park my car and guiding me, like I needed it.
He gets into his car next to me. Pulls out of his space and watches as
I get out of my car with a skirt on. I'm sure he's checking out my legs.

I am out of my car and he pulls up and says excuse me.
I thought, he was going to ask me where a business was located.
No, he says:

"Where did you get your beauty from?"

Instantly I said from my Momma and my Poppa and kept walking.
It was nice to hear, but again a line. A pretty good one I'd say.

But one day, those lines will stop. But I couldn't believe how many guys were looking at my legs the past 2 days, as I've been going to job fairs. They were not looking at my breasts, because I had on a shirt, with a jacket on.

The Dobe
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Feb 1, 2012 9:42 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
WorkinForALivin
WorkinForALivinWorkinForALivinCharlevoix, Michigan USA20 Threads 112 Posts
I bet if your breasts were exposed like your legs, you'd say different!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
Electrifying
ElectrifyingElectrifyingWasilla, Alaska USA1 Threads 60 Posts
The best lines I ever heard r way to dangerous for such a site
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Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
Electrifying: The best lines I ever heard r way to dangerous for such a site


without disclosing them was it because they were effective?
Did they work?
confused
;-}
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Feb 2, 2012 2:00 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
WorkinForALivin: I bet if your breasts were exposed like your legs, you'd say different!


Very funny, I'm sure, ha.

The Dobe
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Feb 2, 2012 2:02 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
Electrifying: The best lines I ever heard r way to dangerous for such a site


Boy, they must have been very good, ha. Now I am trying to think what they could have said.

Can you give us some hints?

The Dobe
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Feb 2, 2012 2:03 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
Nikogas: without disclosing them was it because they were effective?
Did they work?

;-}


I think you'd like to know so you could use them, Ninja Turtle.

The Dobe
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Feb 2, 2012 2:15 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
doberman3: I think you'd like to know so you could use them, Ninja Turtle.

The Dobe


well,, I never really heard anyone say a "line" that really got good reactions, I wonder if there is one out there that doesn't make the person sound like a "player" or a "drunken fool" LOL....maybe we will find out in the days to come. Oh, how are you doing?? do you have lots of Dobermans? I mean because of your name?? I used to have a Boxer and a Australian Shepherd but I don't have pets anymore,,,,just guitars...
uh oh
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Feb 2, 2012 9:25 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
When is your next movie or looking at you makes me believe in god again...rolling on the floor laughing tongue wine
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Feb 2, 2012 9:30 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
RedSpaceDuck
RedSpaceDuckRedSpaceDuckUmbongo Land, Greater Manchester, England UK1 Threads 61 Posts
"so how long have you been pregnant?"

That's the kind of "anti-chat-up" line I find works wonders.
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Feb 2, 2012 4:43 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
Nikogas: well,, I never really heard anyone say a "line" that really got good reactions, I wonder if there is one out there that doesn't make the person sound like a "player" or a "drunken fool" LOL....maybe we will find out in the days to come. Oh, how are you doing?? do you have lots of Dobermans? I mean because of your name?? I used to have a Boxer and a Australian Shepherd but I don't have pets anymore,,,,just guitars...


Hi Nikogas, I wondered if guys had ever found a good line. I've heard alot of them, and most were lame or suggestive, and it stopped them at go.
I am doing fine, thanks. We have had some nice days, warmer than usual.

Now, my favorite subject, Dobermans. I would say I have alot of Dobermans. I am in a volunteer for a Doberman Rescue Group for VA, MD, and Eastern West Virginia. We have rescued over 1,000 Dobes.
I have adopted 3. Now I have one Doberman, Wile the Coyote, a Blue,
my pride and joy. I also have 2 cats. I like both Boxers and Australian Shephards. My Granddad had a Auss. Shep, named KC. I will always have a Dobe and cat.

The Dobe
Funny, I had a guitar, but gave it to my Granddad. I don't know what happened to it.
I bartered my Artist skills to get Guitar lessons with a friend. I enjoyed playing guitar but I enjoy singing more. I am a Alto Soprano.
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Feb 2, 2012 4:48 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
drbombay: When is your next movie or looking at you makes me believe in god again...


These are lines from ladies???

Now Dr. what movie were you in recently? I hope you make another soon.laugh
"Looking at you makes me believe in God again", that reminds me of some of the spammer emails I've gotten.

Thanks for the laugh!
The Dobe
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Feb 2, 2012 4:50 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
RedSpaceDuck: "so how long have you been pregnant?"

That's the kind of "anti-chat-up" line I find works wonders.


That would work perfect, ha.

The Dobe
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Feb 2, 2012 4:53 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Electrifying: The best lines I ever heard r way to dangerous for such a site

Hand over your wallet??? uh oh
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Feb 2, 2012 5:00 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
i'd like to have a swing like that in my back yard.
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Feb 2, 2012 5:21 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
Nikogas
NikogasNikogasMetro, Oregon USA46 Threads 5 Polls 4,037 Posts
Boban1: Hand over your wallet???


Yeah!! or maybe, "Just put the gun on the table and reach for the skies"
rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 2, 2012 5:38 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
single4ever
single4eversingle4everCalgary, Alberta Canada1,109 Posts
Guys don't use pick up lines on me as I think they are afraid I would hit them. laugh Although when a man compliments me; I usually look over my shoulder to see who is talking to. grin
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Feb 4, 2012 7:48 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
olaix
olaixolaixValhalla, Nordland Norway52 Threads 6 Polls 1,119 Posts
doberman3: A man is watching me park my car and guiding me, like I needed it.
He gets into his car next to me. Pulls out of his space and watches as
I get out of my car with a skirt on. I'm sure he's checking out my legs.

I am out of my car and he pulls up and says excuse me.
I thought, he was going to ask me where a business was located.
No, he says:

"Where did you get your beauty from?"

Instantly I said from my Momma and my Poppa and kept walking.
It was nice to hear, but again a line. A pretty good one I'd say.

But one day, those lines will stop. But I couldn't believe how many guys were looking at my legs the past 2 days, as I've been going to job fairs. They were not looking at my breasts, because I had on a shirt, with a jacket on.

The Dobe


So you're letting everyone except us on the forum see your legs. I don't think that's fair, do you? grin
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Feb 4, 2012 8:40 PM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
olaix: So you're letting everyone except us on the forum see your legs. I don't think that's fair, do you?


I sure am, I have long legs also. I'll let you imagine them wow

The Dobe
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Feb 6, 2012 2:54 AM CST Let's come up with some lines that men use on us, this could be funny
doberman3
doberman3doberman3Clarksville, Tennessee USA25 Threads 1 Polls 1,838 Posts
Ha, guys will say anything!
felixis99: ....ditto - same here

some lines guys like to say (I know many - I have heard it all at this point)

are:Oh baby it won;t hurt it will feel soooo good I promise baby - you'll love it

(uh-huh) also - my favorite:

I promise I'll pull out - I promise baby - have I ever lied to u???

(usually not a good question but they always ask it anyway)


Ha, guys will say anything! I wish they could be a woman for a day, and hear the lines that guys say.
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