Yeah Pedro, every saturday night in every town and pub in Ireland. They are helped in their cause by us menfolk having our vision altered by beer goggles.. You think you have found Cleopatra in the night only to wake up next morning with Medusa laying beside you.
A long time ago I went to visit my brother who lived in Galway. At some stage in the festivities it was decided to drive to Lisdoonvarna as the matchmaking festival was on. It was mighty crack watching the oul wans all tarted up in search of a dream man(preferably a farmer with wellies) Some of the ones we talked to told us they had Grandsons the same age as us. We realised that it would take a lot more porter to make the ladies look acceptable and later proceeded to a dance. I remember even later my brother heading across the dance floor as he spoted one he said didnt look to bad. When he came back a while later I sought a progress report. He said all was fine until he got half way across the floor and then he said yer wan aged ten years every step after that!
gleneagle: A long time ago I went to visit my brother who lived in Galway. At some stage in the festivities it was decided to drive to Lisdoonvarna as the matchmaking festival was on. It was mighty crack watching the oul wans all tarted up in search of a dream man(preferably a farmer with wellies) Some of the ones we talked to told us they had Grandsons the same age as us. We realised that it would take a lot more porter to make the ladies look acceptable and later proceeded to a dance. I remember even later my brother heading across the dance floor as he spoted one he said didnt look to bad. When he came back a while later I sought a progress report. He said all was fine until he got half way across the floor and then he said yer wan aged ten years every step after that!
That's them girls looking 4 some guaranteed action on a weekend night! Short skirt, top showing plenty of clevage, no knickers! There seriously hot those girls lol
KNenagh: Some men could also do with a slightly looser shirt around the belly... Or these bodybuilders bursting out of their shirts...
Lol, yeah us men have to watch ourselves too, Don't think I am too bad and kind of dress ok for my years,, doesn't quite look right when you see older men dressed like the teenagers, and men who dye their hair and wear that foundation make up stuff to cover the cracks just looks plain wrong..
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