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Bogart_1960: Moose !!Hey,... were is the police car?? and the burga!!
Geezuz H.....look,....they let me go,....eventually,.....but only if I promised to take a cab home.....(and as to where the gal went,...your guess is as good as mine!). Anyways,....I got a bit of a probblem,....I woke up this morning with this taxicab in my driveway,....hell if I know how I drove it there,...
I hope all is well in your parrt of the world!
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DjWabbet: Hey Jono! as soon as our traditional loin cloths, antlers and moccasins are back from the cleaners we'll get stuck into it...
What a pretty picture you paint Wabs.
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A_Non_A_Moose: Geezuz H.....look,....they let me go,....eventually,.....but only if I promised to take a cab home.....(and as to where the gal went,...your guess is as good as mine!). Anyways,....I got a bit of a probblem,....I woke up this morning with this taxicab in my driveway,....hell if I know how I drove it there,...
I hope all is well in your parrt of the world!
I hope all is well in your parrt of the world!
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Bogart_1960: Hey,.. that's the combination on my luggage!!!
They give their patrons a square foot of Islay for every bottle of LaPhroaig you buy.
I own half the island by now.
They also give you a dram for every bottle you have bought when you show up to claim your land.
I'm planning on takin' a bunch of my Seminole friends when I go to collect.
That's gonna be oneheckofa party...
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Kaybee50: What a pretty picture you paint Wabs.
Wait till you see our drummer Bogart, with his fluffy pink slippers on a tutu and a wire halo above his head decorated with sparkles, you'll really be impressed...
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CailinCallaghan: They give their patrons a square foot of Islay for every bottle of LaPhroaig you buy.
I own half the island by now.
They also give you a dram for every bottle you have bought when you show up to claim your land.
I'm planning on takin' a bunch of my Seminole friends when I go to collect.
That's gonna be oneheckofa party...
I own half the island by now.
They also give you a dram for every bottle you have bought when you show up to claim your land.
I'm planning on takin' a bunch of my Seminole friends when I go to collect.
That's gonna be oneheckofa party...
I will keep LaPhroaig, but you can keep the island !
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Kaybee50: Oh I need a front row seat to see this!!!
Jono...care to share some popcorn with me?
Jono...care to share some popcorn with me?
thank you...in a moment...i'm still choking i'm laughing so hard thinking about that interpretive dance...i'm a visual thinker...my eyes!....my eyes!...
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DjWabbet: Hey Jono! as soon as our traditional loin cloths, antlers and moccasins are back from the cleaners we'll get stuck into it...
hiya Wabbet
i don't know why that makes me laugh soooo hard...
and again...
it's a tough image to get outta my mind.....
maybe i've spent too much time in canada, camping,,,,i dunno
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jono7: thank you...in a moment...i'm still choking i'm laughing so hard thinking about that interpretive dance...i'm a visual thinker...my eyes!....my eyes!...
Me too J, me too.
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DjWabbet: Wait till you see our drummer Bogart, with his fluffy pink slippers on a tutu and a wire halo above his head decorated with sparkles, you'll really be impressed...
I'm bringing my camera and making sure I have plenty of batteries and a zoom lens.
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DjWabbet: Wait till you see our drummer Bogart, with his fluffy pink slippers on a tutu and a wire halo above his head decorated with sparkles, you'll really be impressed...
you forgot the bottle of scotch !! (LaPhroaig would be fine)!!
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Kaybee50: I'm bringing my camera and making sure I have plenty of batteries and a zoom lens.
are we talking interpretive dance, or bowling, now?....
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DjWabbet: Now ya see? i knew you were the man for the job... we can switch out that scotch for rum no problem but we might have to add in the Saskatchewan sliding snow monkey eagle into our routine to accomodate the change..
ARRRR! It was back in 1975 here in Alberta when I met some Kiwis from Auk ,...just touring the Commonwealth they were, or so they said,....the rest is history (and several news paper articles and police reports!!) No worries mate! Saskatchewan sliding snow monkey eagles are still a dime a dozen,... (but genuine Saskatchewan seal skin boots are now black market!)
I can truly say I have NEVER met a Kiwi I could not get arrested with!! Anytime you are in the neighbourhood, turn your car lights off and make sure you haven't been followed,....(the Royal Canadian Mounted Police a re annoying and persistent,....ever since 1975)
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jono7: are we talking interpretive dance, or bowling, now?....
it is an organize sort of flash mob,...
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Kaybee50: Bless LG's heart...she has quite a handfull here.
That she does!
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jono7: hiya Wabbet
i don't know why that makes me laugh soooo hard...
and again...
it's a tough image to get outta my mind.....
maybe i've spent too much time in canada, camping,,,,i dunno
i don't know why that makes me laugh soooo hard...
and again...
it's a tough image to get outta my mind.....
maybe i've spent too much time in canada, camping,,,,i dunno
Hi Jono! Hope all is well! I would ever so fear hooking up with DJ! Damn crazy Kiwis! Major trouble! Gotta love 'em,.....really,...they are just upside down Canucks! lol
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jono7: are we talking interpretive dance, or bowling, now?....
They come as a matched set methinks.
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Kaybee50: They come as a matched set methinks.
Kaaayyybeeee
soooo unfair having said already that i am a visual thinker...
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Bogart_1960: I will keep LaPhroaig, but you can keep the island !
I'll have to fight you for the Balvenie...
And I am a woman who likes to share.
Can I have the Scotsmen too?
What am I saying? You're ALL mine. };-)
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