chatonlyman2: Just tell a true story that is somewhat unbelievable
The true story of Miguel de Cervantes
Miguel de Cervantes (Born 1548 (day unknown); died 23 April 1616) was one of the greatest Spanish knights of the 16th century, most known for his legendary combat with and loss to Don Quijote de la Mancha.
After his humiliating defeat, he wrote a book full of lies against Quijote. The Spanish Inquisition then arrested him, accusing him of heresy and crimes against humanity. However, his fellow Sancho Pansa quickly rescued him, after which he started a prosperous career as a knight biographer.
From 1534 to 1571 Miguel de Cervantes was personally instructed by martial artist Jackie Chan to master the entire list of weapons that don't exist, but should, at King Arthur's Knight Summer School. Cervantes passed his final test with honors after beating the whole Spanish Invisible Armada. He was then accepted to join the.... Wow Square Table's Knights.
After his retirement, Cevantes spent the rest of his life with his family in Madrid.
Some people believe that hidden in Don Quijote is a plan to dominate the world. If you buy the unrated version of Don Quijote's Secret (a book only available in Timbuktu) you will find an unseen episode of the turbine windmills. "They are riding, Sancho, Therefore we are barking”… Don Quijote
Don Quijote's final secret was that his name was actually spelled "Don Quixote". It is still pronounced the same way, or didn't you gringos know that?
chatonlyman2OPNorth Bay, Ontario Canada6,600 posts
Bogart_1960: The true story of Miguel de Cervantes
Miguel de Cervantes (Born 1548 (day unknown); died 23 April 1616) was one of the greatest Spanish knights of the 16th century, most known for his legendary combat with and loss to Don Quijote de la Mancha.
After his humiliating defeat, he wrote a book full of lies against Quijote. The Spanish Inquisition then arrested him, accusing him of heresy and crimes against humanity. However, his fellow Sancho Pansa quickly rescued him, after which he started a prosperous career as a knight biographer.
From 1534 to 1571 Miguel de Cervantes was personally instructed by martial artist Jackie Chan to master the entire list of weapons that don't exist, but should, at King Arthur's Knight Summer School. Cervantes passed his final test with honors after beating the whole Spanish Invisible Armada. He was then accepted to join the.... Wow Square Table's Knights.
After his retirement, Cevantes spent the rest of his life with his family in Madrid.
Some people believe that hidden in Don Quijote is a plan to dominate the world. If you buy the unrated version of Don Quijote's Secret (a book only available in Timbuktu) you will find an unseen episode of the turbine windmills. "They are riding, Sancho, Therefore we are barking”… Don Quijote
Don Quijote's final secret was that his name was actually spelled "Don Quixote". It is still pronounced the same way, or didn't you gringos know that? (email)
cool I'm looking for personal true stories and for the rest of you dig a little
chatonlyman2OPNorth Bay, Ontario Canada6,600 posts
chatonlyman2: K I will start. I once had a baby Raven for a month till he could fly with the approval of his parents as he or she fell out of the tree.
chatonlyman2: Just tell a true story that is somewhat unbelievable
Ok......I was driving a month, stopping and starting, emergency stop...blah blah.....had argument with the bf that was teaching how to drive....so he left his car...... I took it for a spin ................great time... rally it around abit.......returned reversed car into drive way, the way I found it...ex returns, asks why car was so dirty my mam explains its probably the rain (she was with me, my fondest memory, she died at 47. Oh I did marry him, and I should probably tell him some day he had great time for my mam.
That's probably the maddest thing I've done in my life time.
chatonlyman2OPNorth Bay, Ontario Canada6,600 posts
emerald888: Ok......I was driving a month, stopping and starting, emergency stop...blah blah.....had argument with the bf that was teaching how to drive....so he left his car...... I took it for a spin ................great time... rally it around abit.......returned reversed car into drive way, the way I found it...ex returns, asks why car was so dirty my mam explains its probably the rain (she was with me, my fondest memory, she died at 47. Oh I did marry him, and I should probably tell him some day he had great time for my mam.
That's probably the maddest thing I've done in my life time.
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