If I said I was Jesus!!! ( Archived) (126)

Dec 28, 2013 10:35 AM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
francie2013
francie2013francie2013Tangerang, Banten Indonesia16 Posts
Which kind of cross do you like? grin doh peace
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Dec 28, 2013 11:48 AM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
In response to: Would you crucify me?




I'd tell you you need help and run.
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Dec 28, 2013 3:55 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
Kalpataru
KalpataruKalpatarusomewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia1,083 Posts
AgentAjax: They were all false messiah’s Im am the light and the truth.

It's interesting as I am sure they too said the same thing. giggle
But to me, it's more interesting because this is coming from an atheist like you. I dont know what reason you posted this in the first place, but to me this shows that deep inside you believe that there is God and there's Jesus. Yes? No?
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Dec 28, 2013 4:01 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
xxDandelionxx: Personally, I would be inclined to believe you. It would seem a whole lot more sane than some of the posts I have been reading lately.....

If, however, Jesus was to return I fear he is likely to face a similar fate as previously claimed..... Human beings, gotta love 'em!
Perhaps that’s the reason why it has taken so long before my return.grin Miracles they ask for, bring people back from the dead they say! Everyday someone is bought back from the dead, all they have to do is visit a cardio ward in any hospital. grin
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Dec 28, 2013 4:03 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Leo_7: dont be silly.u cannot walk on the water
Not only can I walk on water but also surf the waves laugh
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Dec 28, 2013 4:07 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Obstinance_Works: What's changed with the death of God is that some now believe that Heaven can be built upon the Earth. Communists, equalists, objectivists and other utopian hards are all Atheist fundamentalists. They are all cults of science combined with militant Atheism. And they are all social autistitards, hence why they don't understand faith and personality and only compute the world through the prism of robot rationalism.
Isint this what my father said in Kings 8:27 grin
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Dec 28, 2013 4:11 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Obstinance_Works: I've certainly noticed that many fierce Atheists carry the hallmarks of those that have autism. I'd say the logical conclusion of factualism is robotism and the dearth of imagination. Perhaps this is why cultures that lose the faith(in culture, god, nation or race)ultimately stagnate.

The religious should point out more often this link between Atheism and autism as the science is there. And the science must be strong to make it through considering that today's Atheists are in the Western majority and often behave like Stalinist robots.
You will not spend one day in heaven until you see the truth grin
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Dec 28, 2013 4:13 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
Glitch101
Glitch101Glitch101London, Greater London, England UK21 Threads 1,079 Posts
AgentAjax: You will not spend one day in heaven until you see the truth



Can you pop over here and change my glass of water into a Cabernet Sauvignon.dunno
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Dec 28, 2013 4:21 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Kalpataru: It's interesting as I am sure they too said the same thing.
But to me, it's more interesting because this is coming from an atheist like you. I dont know what reason you posted this in the first place, but to me this shows that deep inside you believe that there is God and there's Jesus. Yes? No?
If I said NO! Would that make your faith grow stronger?grin
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Dec 28, 2013 4:23 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Glitch101: Can you pop over here and change my glass of water into a Cabernet Sauvignon.
Can we have it on your pool table? giggle
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Dec 28, 2013 4:28 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
Glitch101
Glitch101Glitch101London, Greater London, England UK21 Threads 1,079 Posts
AgentAjax: Can we have it on your pool table?



No that is definitely a sacred area.laugh
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Dec 28, 2013 4:31 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Glitch101: No that is definitely a sacred area.
So I guess you don’t want me to perform a miracle after all. laugh
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Dec 28, 2013 4:42 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
Kalpataru
KalpataruKalpatarusomewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia1,083 Posts
AgentAjax: If I said NO! Would that make your faith grow stronger?

Heyy, can you see that you are here keep talking regarding to the existence of what you claimed you dont believe. Isnt it weird?! Oh well.. good day, mate!
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Dec 28, 2013 4:44 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Obstinance_Works: A good example of this when people blame religion for war. What a twisted/stupid/socially autistic thing to say when the premise of Atheism is that religion is man-made.
Religion has always been man made look at all the previous gods that exceed the one you believe in. grin
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Dec 28, 2013 4:46 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Kalpataru: Heyy, can you see that you are here keep talking regarding to the existence of what you claimed you dont believe. Isnt it weird?! Oh well.. good day, mate!
But you haven’t answered the question. grin
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Dec 28, 2013 4:56 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Glatlol: You wouldnt be the first person I had met with that name, I would just say hi.
Well hello there bouquet
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Dec 28, 2013 5:01 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
.......hi Lord....just to let you know...Lasurus....died again.......just in case you did,nt know........bowing bowing bowing giggle giggle giggle
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Dec 28, 2013 5:07 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
truheart1941: .......hi Lord....just to let you know...Lasurus....died again.......just in case you did,nt know........
No I didn’t know! How many times will I have to bring this man to life? laugh
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Dec 28, 2013 5:15 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
theswimmer
theswimmertheswimmerSolon, Ohio USA13 Posts
BTY, God is made to the image and likeness of Man because Man invented him/it.
President BO, here in the USA thinks he's god.
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Dec 28, 2013 5:15 PM CST If I said I was Jesus!!!
AgentAjax: No I didn’t know! How many times will I have to bring this man to life?
...no that's true.......then how about all thos convicts we sent to Aussie land.....can you grant them a pardon......for their good behaviour.....??????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh dunno
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