Mel & Mickeys Big Day ....... (36)
The honeymoon could be a big adventure for Mike & Mel 
diggadavo: The honeymoon could be a big adventure for Mike & Mel
Keep the best man out of it
Where do you think honeymoon should be
And have you room for a hodown on your property Mr DD?
DJ or Band?
Mr Micky's honeymoon...
Mr Micky and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night... Micky approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
Mr Micky reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
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Mr Micky and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night... Micky approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
Mr Micky reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
........................................ .....................................Lookin4missright: Keep the best man out of it
Where do you think honeymoon should be
And have you room for a hodown on your property Mr DD?
Where do you think honeymoon should be
And have you room for a hodown on your property Mr DD?
They could get married in the gardens here and sneak off to the honeymoon bungalow when no-one's "lookin"
Could even do complimentary 
for the happy couple Yeh, got a bit of room here,
bit far outta the way though
wait till Mel reads this
mickyj63: wait till Mel reads this
Gee guys planned my wedding without me, thanks now less stress for me Well getting married on Largs Bay jetty in the warmer weather then honey mooning in Marree 
diggadavo: They could get married in the gardens here and sneak off to the honeymoon bungalow when no-one's "lookin" Could even do complimentary for the happy couple
Yeh, got a bit of room here, bit far outta the way though
Yeh, got a bit of room here, bit far outta the way though
Does'nt the best man usually get a comlimentary happy ending before the groom Just guessing 
only what have heard ... 
in there abd get that "tat shot" 
diggadavo: Absolutely brother, that's why I suggested the honeymoon bungalow you could hide in there abd get that "tat shot"
... i would be lookin cool with butterflys on me lips .....
Lookin4missright: ... i would be lookin cool with butterflys on me lips .....
Hey Lookin` Mel will be crying at the wedding, cos, that when she`ll realise she hasn`t married the"best" man.....
ps. sorry Micky,,,,, just remembered that one.....
cruiser68: Hey Lookin` Mel will be crying at the wedding, cos, that when she`ll realise she hasn`t married the"best" man.....
ps. sorry Micky,,,,, just remembered that one.....
ps. sorry Micky,,,,, just remembered that one.....
that's ok Cruiser love itSo what's the go Mel on your profile it states intimate encounters so what's with that loving dickie and shopping around at the same time.
Twodawgz: So what's the go Mel on your profile it states intimate encounters so what's with that loving dickie and shopping around at the same time.
Not that is any of your business but maybe you should check my profile and not make assumptions, and you really need to learn to read. Love the photo of you, hum wait there is no photo, so what is the go with that, are you embarrassed of your looks oh no wait it must be the name Twodawgz enough to turn a girl off it makes you sound like a player . I don't need to shop around have found the perfect man for me.
melmoana: Not that is any of your business but maybe you should check my profile and not make assumptions, and you really need to learn to read. Love the photo of you, hum wait there is no photo, so what is the go with that, are you embarrassed of your looks oh no wait it must be the name Twodawgz enough to turn a girl off it makes you sound like a player . I don't need to shop around have found the perfect man for me.
Woohoo that's my girl love her to bits
And twodogs go forth and multiply with yourself
melmoana: Not that is any of your business but maybe you should check my profile and not make assumptions, and you really need to learn to read. Love the photo of you, hum wait there is no photo, so what is the go with that, are you embarrassed of your looks oh no wait it must be the name Twodawgz enough to turn a girl off it makes you sound like a player . I don't need to shop around have found the perfect man for me.
I did check it and thats what it said
mickyj63: Woohoo that's my girl love her to bits
And twodogs go forth and multiply with yourself
And twodogs go forth and multiply with yourself
good one dickie
mickyj63: wait till Mel reads this
Hey Micky, congrats on your new love. If you and Mel want to holiday somewhere really nice and romantic. "The Whitsundays" is just magic. Stay at Airlie Beach and take cat to all the Island.
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