Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ( Archived) (22)

May 2, 2018 3:18 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
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May 2, 2018 3:26 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
I shall need to go to my therapist after seeing that word crying
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May 2, 2018 3:34 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: I shall need to go to my therapist after seeing that word
It made my eyes go funny.
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May 2, 2018 3:36 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
I have no problem saying that mouthful
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May 2, 2018 3:38 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: It made my eyes go funny.
You were going blind last night too.

Maybe make an appointment with an optometrist
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May 2, 2018 3:46 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: You were going blind last night too.

Maybe make an appointment with an optometrist
Nah. Think I'll just train the mutts to be guide dogs.
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May 2, 2018 3:46 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Mercedes_00: I have no problem saying that mouthful
Go on then. Ten times...................quickly.
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May 2, 2018 3:50 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
deviant_slice: Go on then. Ten times...................quickly.
Easy just break it up into 5 sections
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May 2, 2018 3:54 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Mercedes_00: Easy just break it up into 5 sections
I'm going to practise it and try and slip it into conversations. That'll baffle the till operatives at Lidl.
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May 2, 2018 3:57 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: You reckon? Maybe I should just wear dark glasses when I'm walking them? I could get them a couple of hi-vis vests, for effect.

Knowing my luck, I'd just get mugged.
It's always worth trying it.

But I would go with the mutts. Most women go squishy over dogs.
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May 2, 2018 4:08 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: It's always worth trying it.

But I would go with the mutts. Most women go squishy over dogs.
Now, I've heard that. Never happened. Even when they were pups. Must be me.

Oh, God it's me. I see it now. I'm going to die alone. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Thanks Molly.
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May 2, 2018 4:12 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Now, I've heard that. Never happened. Even when they were pups. Must be me.

Oh, God it's me. I see it now. I'm going to die alone. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Thanks Molly.
You mustn't be using them properly.

Next time you see someone you fancy, stop and give your dog a good hug and a kiss.

If that doesn't work, she's not the woman for you.

The dog will enjoy it either way
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May 2, 2018 4:22 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: You mustn't be using them properly.

Next time you see someone you fancy, stop and give your dog a good hug and a kiss.

If that doesn't work, she's not the woman for you.

The dog will enjoy it either way
Unfortunately, I only ever come across other blokes. There was a woman with a dalmation once, but she was mad as a box of frogs. She works on a till in a local supermarket...........I try not to go through that till.
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May 2, 2018 4:26 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Unfortunately, I only ever come across other blokes. There was a woman with a dalmation once, but she was mad as a box of frogs. She works on a till in a local supermarket...........I try not to go through that till.
Maybe change your walk routes uh oh
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May 2, 2018 4:30 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
deviant_slice: I'm going to practise it and try and slip it into conversations. That'll baffle the till operatives at Lidl.
I will use it at the gym today
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May 2, 2018 4:44 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: Maybe change your walk routes
Limited options around here. Youngest dog doesn't like the car so that rules out further afield.

I know it's an all "eggs in one basket" scenario, but I'm hoping for a high turnover of checkout operatives to provide fresh meat.
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May 2, 2018 4:56 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: Limited options around here. Youngest dog doesn't like the car so that rules out further afield.

I know it's an all "eggs in one basket" scenario, but I'm hoping for a high turnover of checkout operatives to provide fresh meat.
You certainly have your own methods, or lack of.

Maybe you should consider starting a dating agency, or maybe not.
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May 2, 2018 5:00 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: You certainly have your own methods, or lack of.

Maybe you should consider starting a dating agency, or maybe not.
I'm erring towards the "lack of".

What the hell?
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May 2, 2018 5:13 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
deviant_slice: I'm erring towards the "lack of".

What the hell?
I was just thinking that some of the traditional ways don't work.

You could maybe take people around to different supermarkets to try their luck.
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May 2, 2018 5:22 PM CST Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mollybaby: I was just thinking that some of the traditional ways don't work.

You could maybe take people around to different supermarkets to try their luck.
Oooo. You mean like a losers, rejects of life, sort of tour?

We could start with Spar and work up to Tesco.

Need a coach driver......................don't know any.............might have to place an ad.
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