deviant_sliceOPunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK2,252 posts
mollybaby: You mustn't be using them properly.
Next time you see someone you fancy, stop and give your dog a good hug and a kiss.
If that doesn't work, she's not the woman for you.
The dog will enjoy it either way
Unfortunately, I only ever come across other blokes. There was a woman with a dalmation once, but she was mad as a box of frogs. She works on a till in a local supermarket...........I try not to go through that till.
deviant_slice: Unfortunately, I only ever come across other blokes. There was a woman with a dalmation once, but she was mad as a box of frogs. She works on a till in a local supermarket...........I try not to go through that till.
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