A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly .................. (8)
Ha ha Kaatje Don't you feel bad the ladies getting blamed again 
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britishcolumbian: A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,
in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”
I think the Lord gave up after he created Lilith at the same time he created Adam. in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”
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Hello Galrads, nah He never given up not on you nor on me, I know! Jenny
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Three men were playing golf. The hole was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it parted and he lofted his ball within one foot of the hole. The next man stepped up and hit the ball. Sure enough, he sliced it so that it landed on top of the water. He walked across the surface of the water and hit the ball within six inches of the hole. The third man stepped up, hit the ball, and sliced it. The ball was just about to land in the water when a trout jumped out of the water and grabbed it in his mouth. An eagle swooped down, scooped up the fish, and flew off. As the eagle banked over the green, lightning struck it, it dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball, and it landed in the hole for a hole in one. Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I really hate playing golf with your Dad."
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.
He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard,
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...'
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. He said,
'Come here quick, you won't believe what I heard!
Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'
The old man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard,
'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord!’
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter.
Trying desperately to get a glimpse of the Lord, they finally heard,
'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts down by the fence and we'll be done...'
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.
He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard,
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...'
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. He said,
'Come here quick, you won't believe what I heard!
Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'
The old man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard,
'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord!’
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter.
Trying desperately to get a glimpse of the Lord, they finally heard,
'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts down by the fence and we'll be done...'
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
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a bussinesman visits Japan and he's received with all egards. They tell him he will have his appointment the next day on the golfcourse, and for the night they offer him a geisha.
So that night he makes love to the geisha who moars and groans: Ikijara, Ikijara.
He thinks that she says that she likes it.
The next day he met the boss of the company on the golfcourse and at the third hole the boss hits a hole in one. Ikijara, ikijara the bussinesman calls. The boss looks to him and says: What do you mean wrong hole?
An American dies and when he may enter heaven he sees a lot of clocks hanging. Each clock has a different time. What are these clocks for he asks Petrus. Well, each person in the world has a clock, they start at 12 O'clock and when they lie the clock jumps 1 minute.
Okay, that clock there saying it's 12 O'clock must be from a baby then?
No, that was the clock of mother Theresa.
And that clock which says 1 past 12?
That was the clock of Nelson Mandela.
The American gets curious and asks: Where are the clocks of Trump and Pence?
In my office, they make a good fan
So that night he makes love to the geisha who moars and groans: Ikijara, Ikijara.
He thinks that she says that she likes it.
The next day he met the boss of the company on the golfcourse and at the third hole the boss hits a hole in one. Ikijara, ikijara the bussinesman calls. The boss looks to him and says: What do you mean wrong hole?
An American dies and when he may enter heaven he sees a lot of clocks hanging. Each clock has a different time. What are these clocks for he asks Petrus. Well, each person in the world has a clock, they start at 12 O'clock and when they lie the clock jumps 1 minute.
Okay, that clock there saying it's 12 O'clock must be from a baby then?
No, that was the clock of mother Theresa.
And that clock which says 1 past 12?
That was the clock of Nelson Mandela.
The American gets curious and asks: Where are the clocks of Trump and Pence?
In my office, they make a good fan
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in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”