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John333333Xaghra, Gozo Malta11 Threads 4 Polls 180 Posts'Romance is dead' muttered John as he washed his dangly bits in the sink. 
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John333333: 'Romance is dead' muttered John as he washed his dangly bits in the sink.
...and so are my dangly bits he muttered as he accidentally hit the waste disposal button and watched in horror as his bratwurst was chopped into cocktail sausages 
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,,,,,I,m afraid it is said Daphne.as she leaned over as far as she could to be able to piss though the kitchen window..........
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fifitrixibelle: ...and so are my dangly bits he muttered as he accidentally hit the waste disposal button and watched in horror as his bratwurst was chopped into cocktail sausages
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John333333: 'Romance is dead' muttered John as he washed his dangly bits in the sink.
she watched John wash his dangly bits, like wet string, and said, what romance??------ This thread is Archived ------
I was in Malta at thetime of that feast many moons ago,,, but unfortunately
i was in bed sick, at the time it was on so i missed it !
i was in bed sick, at the time it was on so i missed it !
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As Daphne posed seductively for massimo in her red satin negligee and shook what her mother gave her, massimo tuned into broke back mountain on Netflix. But still the lad wouldn't stand to attention. There's no point trying to push a rope muttered Daphne disgustedly and stormed off to Petes House hoping for a bit of sausage (he was a butcher 60 years ago and knew how to stuff a bird)
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Massimo was worried that night as he walked home.....he said to his dad.......that bar i work at ,,,, picking up glasses.....I earn good money for a 11 year old.......why does that woman keeps showing me her ar/sole.......???????
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truheart1941: Massimo was worried that night as he walked home.....he said to his dad.......that bar i work at ,,,, picking up glasses.....I earn good money for a 11 year old.......why does that woman keeps showing me her ar/sole.......???????
brilliant!------ This thread is Archived ------
"hoping for a bit of sausage (he was a butcher 60 years ago and knew how to stuff a bird)"
fifitrixibelle - you're a star!
fifitrixibelle - you're a star!
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John333333: "hoping for a bit of sausage (he was a butcher 60 years ago and knew how to stuff a bird)"
fifitrixibelle - you're a star!
why thank you kind sir fifitrixibelle - you're a star!
(curtsies) this story is based on fiction and no butchers were harmed in the making of it...------ This thread is Archived ------
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