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Last week I was driving home, when a policeman forced me to stop. I opened the window, and he asked me: Have you been drinking? I asked: Can you repeat that, waiter? He again asked me: have you been drinking?
I said: about 10 pints of beer, three bottles of gin, and 9 glasses of whisky.
He said: Well, we'll give you the breath test. I asked: Why, don't you believe me?
A scottsmen is driving through Belgium, he's completely drunk. The police forced the car to stop and the police knocks on the window. Have you been drinking sir? Yes, this morning my daughter married in the church, but I hate churches so I went to the pub nearby and had several beers, then during the party in the afternoon I drink a bottle of whiskey, and during diner another three beers.
The policeman says: Do you know I'm a policeman and we have stopped you for an alcoholtest?
The scottsman answered: Do you know that this is a British car, the steer is on the right side and my wife is driving?
I said: about 10 pints of beer, three bottles of gin, and 9 glasses of whisky.
He said: Well, we'll give you the breath test. I asked: Why, don't you believe me?
A scottsmen is driving through Belgium, he's completely drunk. The police forced the car to stop and the police knocks on the window. Have you been drinking sir? Yes, this morning my daughter married in the church, but I hate churches so I went to the pub nearby and had several beers, then during the party in the afternoon I drink a bottle of whiskey, and during diner another three beers.
The policeman says: Do you know I'm a policeman and we have stopped you for an alcoholtest?
The scottsman answered: Do you know that this is a British car, the steer is on the right side and my wife is driving?
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