The Black Dog (7)
I couldn't resist... 
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Black dog
... Black dog
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Inthewoods: I couldn't resist... ...
Black dog
Excellent, my thought completely Black dog
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Bnaughty: So, now you think you can attack my umbrella because it´s black like me, do you? Stick it in my black áss, shall I? Just wait until I find out where your chess club is, Mr.Honkey!
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Join me at my chessclub, you will play with black!!!
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PeKaatje: Join me at my chessclub, you will play with black!!!
I will! I´ll remove all of the white pieces, and you´ll be left playing with the black bishop!------ This thread is Archived ------
chesspieces can talk: Last the white king asked the other white pieces: Do you want more or less black pieces on the board?
All the white pieces yelled: less, less, less.
White king: Okay, we're gonna arange that.
(actually it was our minister Geert Wilders who asked his friends if they want less people from Morocco in our country, so now he's in a court for years).
All the white pieces yelled: less, less, less.
White king: Okay, we're gonna arange that.
(actually it was our minister Geert Wilders who asked his friends if they want less people from Morocco in our country, so now he's in a court for years).
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A funeral coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in a single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity, so he approached the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single line. Whose funeral is it?"
The man relied, "The first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked her and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the man asks in excitement, "Can I barrow the dog?"
The man replied, " Join the queue."