Does Anyone Wanna..... (14)
I can dance
Great... the effort of u flying all the way over from Austrailia during a Coronavirus outbreak to dance for me...Well Super Wow...Why is it Women who save the day???....You Rock....
But do u think you could bring a Great looking Australian Man with you..Bonus..I'd drag him in the god damn door.(after hes been quarantined)...If hes willing to endure two plane rides to c me...despite the Armegedon Coronavirus out there....I mean he could die on his way to get to me and if he somehow makes it....somehow
survives the endurance of the journey without so much as a cough....Well hes a mam!!!
And I'd be his goddamn gal for life...
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But do u think you could bring a Great looking Australian Man with you..Bonus..I'd drag him in the god damn door.(after hes been quarantined)...If hes willing to endure two plane rides to c me...despite the Armegedon Coronavirus out there....I mean he could die on his way to get to me and if he somehow makes it....somehow
survives the endurance of the journey without so much as a cough....Well hes a mam!!!
And I'd be his goddamn gal for life...
..
I meant hes a MAN......A MAN...
oops...lol
oops...lol
You have me all excited here 
Your super duper hilarious
I'm hard up finding myself a bloke ..How about we do a swap?
I find you a man you find me one there
Your super duper hilarious
I'm hard up finding myself a bloke
..How about we do a swap? I find you a man you find me one there
Mercedes we have a problem...If I cant find a bloke..how d hell am i gonna get a bloke for you....But I did hear a rumour that Austrailia is a lil bigger than Eire so may be in with a small chance of securing a date from der (after he passes all quarantine tests....I mean I havn't got this far in life to be taken down by a germ)....
Just bring a lifeguard from Bondi Beach..That will do...I'll settle for that and d speedos...
I know its second best but times are hard...Rough out there in d dating world...take what u can get...
I can bring u out for a fab nite out in Dublin City and u can try ur luck there...Lot of fab lukn drunkn men to be found past midnight...Take your pick!!! And der so drunk u will have to pay the taxi far home cos theyll have got sick everywer and have lost their phone and wallet....
So bring your purse....And mental strenght....
Toodles....
Just bring a lifeguard from Bondi Beach..That will do...I'll settle for that and d speedos...
I know its second best but times are hard...Rough out there in d dating world...take what u can get...
I can bring u out for a fab nite out in Dublin City and u can try ur luck there...Lot of fab lukn drunkn men to be found past midnight...Take your pick!!! And der so drunk u will have to pay the taxi far home cos theyll have got sick everywer and have lost their phone and wallet....
So bring your purse....And mental strenght....
Toodles....
Why do I always get stuck paying the tab
FabAngel: Pull up outside my door and sing Michael Bubles..." A Song For You"...
I dont care if you cant sing..The effort will wow me...
Die Hard Romantic
::banger:
post your address. I'll do it I dont care if you cant sing..The effort will wow me...
Die Hard Romantic
::banger:
I offered. She is all talk.
I can turn up with a few kilos of sausages, if that helps.
FabAngel: Pull up outside my door and sing Michael Bubles..." A Song For You"...
::bangersandmash::
::bangersandmash::
i,m 60 + told decent looking by most people but after 10 yrs few relationships ,n many Dates etc, but i have changed profile,,, & pics n made my description very clear what i would like to meet, but like most Dating sites i sometimes feel i,m the only one one the sites i always said if i cannot get female interest i will have a good think about it , probably try elsewhere or accept never gonna meet a pretty lady again .or erm get many messages on Dating sites ?
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I dont care if you cant sing..The effort will wow me...
Die Hard Romantic