Do we need more stories that are humorous? or...... Do we need stories that are more humorous?
How Punctuation can make a sentence ambiguous and even change the meaning altogether.
Punctuation serves an important purpose in writing - to separate sentences, where to pause, where to place emphasis on particular words.
The comma, a little punctuation mark, can make a HUGE difference!
It can most of the time create amusement but, in some cases, it can also be a life-threatening danger.
Here is one of the most typical examples found on the Internet: Its = possessive pronoun (mine, yours, his, its…) or it´s = it is (it´s good or…)
Some humorous examples: “Most of the time, travelers worry about their luggage”, versus “Most of the time travelers worry about their luggage”. (are these time-travelers?) dunno
A teacher wrote on the blackboard ‘A woman without her man is nothing’ and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: ‘A woman, without her man, is nothing.’
All the females in the class wrote: ‘A woman: without her, man is nothing.’
Do we need more stories that are humorous? or...... Do we need stories that are more humorous?
How Punctuation can make a sentence ambiguous and even change the meaning altogether.
Punctuation serves an important purpose in writing - to separate sentences, where to pause, where to place emphasis on particular words.
The comma, a little punctuation mark, can make a HUGE difference!
It can most of the time create amusement but, in some cases, it can also be a life-threatening danger.
Here is one of the most typical examples found on the Internet: Its = possessive pronoun (mine, yours, his, its…) or it´s = it is (it´s good or…)
Some humorous examples: “Most of the time, travelers worry about their luggage”, versus “Most of the time travelers worry about their luggage”. (are these time-travelers?) dunno
A teacher wrote on the blackboard ‘A woman without her man is nothing’ and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: ‘A woman, without her man, is nothing.’
All the females in the class wrote: ‘A woman: without her, man is nothing.’
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
Well, I tell one.
When I just started living in this area, I went to the pub, about 3 doors from my house. After several visits I was sitting outside enjoying my beer. Then a group of people, walking with their dogs came by and sat down too, ordering drinks and food. The dogs where jumping and pushing their filthy mouths against my trousers. Well, I hate dogs, so when the owner of the pub came out I asked him to order the dogs away. He said: They're innocent, don't be a crybaby. So, pissed off, I went home. Next day I took my pet, a big spider. It was walking on my head and shoulder and I went to the pub and sat outside. Within 5 minutes the people who were in- and outside were all gone. The spider wasn't poisonnous for people by the way. So when all his customers left the owner came by and said to me: We've seen it now, will you take it away? I said: She's innocent, don't be a crybaby. Since that day I wasn't welcome there anymore. Saved me over 10.000 euro's.
Since the 1st of january the pub is for sale, maybe the next owners have more sense of humour.
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Do we need more stories that are humorous? or......
Do we need stories that are more humorous?
How Punctuation can make a sentence ambiguous and even change the meaning altogether.
Punctuation serves an important purpose in writing - to separate sentences, where to pause, where to place emphasis on particular words.
The comma, a little punctuation mark, can make a HUGE difference!
It can most of the time create amusement but, in some cases, it can also be a life-threatening danger.
Here is one of the most typical examples found on the Internet:
Its = possessive pronoun (mine, yours, his, its…) or it´s = it is (it´s good or…)
Some humorous examples:
“Most of the time, travelers worry about their luggage”, versus “Most of the time travelers worry about their luggage”. (are these time-travelers?) dunno
A teacher wrote on the blackboard ‘A woman without her man is nothing’ and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: ‘A woman, without her man, is nothing.’
All the females in the class wrote: ‘A woman: without her, man is nothing.’
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