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Beer flavored breath mints.
Garlic toothpaste.
Plug in bathtub radio.
Lemon juice will immediately sooth a cut and promote healing.
If you have a fly bite, head a spoon with a blow torch and press it against the bite, the itchiness will immediately stop.
Sniffing wasabi will immediately moisten dry sinuses.