elections here on cs (36)

You see? I know just how to get the jobs that suit me!!!! I LOVE that department.... much more interesting than hearing pleasantries and nice things all day. I can sit in my sunny corner out of the wind, reading my book, and now and again listen to someone gossiping about someone else..... Gossip is always SO interesting! I wonder why? Why do people like to gossip? ... and WHAT is Gossip? Is it the truth? or is it a one-sided view? is it a view that doesnt fit with the receivers views?... and what turns it into Sour Grapes?... and Complaints? A fascinating subject.

Okay, thanks Wedy. So from now on, all sourgrapes and complaints(interesting gossip too) can be directed at me.

Oh Thank You! Here where I live I only allowed 2 a month, so will you please send the other 10 by express courier service? Then I can supply the village as well, and make a small profit, thank you. Is this part of my "package deal"?... being a Cabinet Minister or whatever you call it?... Member of Parliament?...CS Forum elected Law Giver/Receiver of Complaints.....? whatever... Just remember to send my alcohol allowance, poste haste.
Its snowing now... so more alcohol will be mighty appreciated out here in the rural areas.

Thank you.. but HoundDog is already on his way back to Austria. You know you need him there, its Snow Season, and you need him to help you get Tourists in Avalanches out of the Deep Snow!

If you fed him a decent diet he would not poo so much!.. and break winds all the time.

Anyway, thanks for the extra bottles of Jetfuel, the village folk are most grateful..... We got all the village wine in huge vats and have poured in the Jetfuel to give it a bit more potency. We need lots of strength here, to help us thru the long dark Winter months, of lugging wood down from the forest, milking the cows living down in the cellars, fighting our way thru the deep snow to get the children to school, while we live off our hoard of vegetables stored down in the dark dungeons.