I hate seagulls (18)
PILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 PostsI went up the shop this morning and was nearly knocked out by a seagull droping half a stale loaf a bread on my head. Picture me half a sleep going to get a morning paper being hit by a half a stale loaf big lump on head. Wondering where the bl**dy hell that came from. I 'm glarind around thinking some one threw it. Then i look up and there's this bl**dy seagull screaming at me as if it my fault and i pinched its bread. Whatever you do don't try to head half a stale loaf in the morning it hurts. 
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What where you wearing when you went to get the paper, that you thought something would throw something at you?? ------ This thread is Archived ------
thanks i'll bare that in mind so 
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A union jack hat.Sorry a Welsh joke
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That is so funny....at the restaurant I worked at a few summers ago...the cook fixed huge hamburgers for the maintenance workers on the building.....one of the maintenance guys was talking to another guy with his back to his food....that was the perfect opportunity for the seagull to have his lunch to go!!!!
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Atleast your seagulls were giving.....ours just take....
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OMG!!! I'm This is making me laugh so hard!
My friend Johnny used to work at Tim Hortons in Edmonton. He was a baker. At the end of his shift he would take any lef tover dough and throw it on to the roof. This would attract seagulls from miles around. After they finished with the dough, they would start attacking customers!!! Actually trying to steal their donuts!!!
I'd pick him from work once in a while and we'd watch this, laughing ourselves silly!!!!
This is making me laugh so hard!My friend Johnny used to work at Tim Hortons in Edmonton. He was a baker. At the end of his shift he would take any lef tover dough and throw it on to the roof. This would attract seagulls from miles around. After they finished with the dough, they would start attacking customers!!! Actually trying to steal their donuts!!!
I'd pick him from work once in a while and we'd watch this, laughing ourselves silly!!!!
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At McDonalds I watched one swoope down and take a little girls cheeseburger right out of her hand....naturally she began to cry....you know who the visitors are....because us home folks guard our food in the summers....
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I have a huge field near me so I always feed them.....the same Grandfather seagull has come back every year....he's the first one to arrive....that's when I know its really spring....he sits on the lamp post its as though that is his throne....
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A friend of mine ranin from the garden one day Sreaming to her husband that there was a Pterodactylu in the garden. It turned out to be a seagull chick
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That is too funny
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There a local sandwich shop which regualy gets mugged by a certain seagull he waits for them to turn their backs and runs in a pinches two packet of crisps (chips).He also has a cheek to knock the door with his beak
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That is so cool!!! When I was around two and half we lived on Lake Superior....one of the Great Lakes.....I was trying to catch a seagull....my mother told me I couldn't....which made me more determined I suppose....so after much running I caught one....it pecked at my sleeve first....I wouldn't turn loose....pecked at my hand I wouln't turn loose....finally it pecked my nose which started bleeding....but Mom said I still hung on.....until I saw blood....then turned it loose....I'm still stuborn like that....my own worse enemy!!!
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yeah, havent trusted a bird since i saw the hitchcock movie'the birds' ... evil ...
was driving home from the airport at 6am, about 30 birds on the road in front of me-they didnt want to move, nearly had to stop.
read the paper 2 weeks later, report of single-car accident, swerved to avoid birds.. evil i say, evil
was driving home from the airport at 6am, about 30 birds on the road in front of me-they didnt want to move, nearly had to stop.
read the paper 2 weeks later, report of single-car accident, swerved to avoid birds.. evil i say, evil
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Dont think bad of me, but throw them an alka seltzer and it will take care of your problem.
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Well i called the one who drop a half loaf on my head a lot worse than that 
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God been told another sea gull horror story .A Friend was wlaking a long on a hot summers day in the middle of the city with a lovelly summers dress on and some leather flippflops when one fell off.Before she had tme to put bacl on a sea flew down an picked it up and flew away with it
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