Just put it in his morning coffee ... Unless, dear Sorcerer, you dont drink coffee. In that case it will go into your water supply lines to your home .... but that could cause major problems, as everyone who drinks Anythiing in your house is gonna be just telling the truth all the time!
Oh Hi-Fi, there is an Ancient Legend about the Creation of Politicians . ...........(they came to Earth after the MerryWanna Birds ceased to talk) If anyone is interested just ask and I will tell you their Story.....
Really?? I never spotted you at the beach. I don't live in Sliema anymore...maybe thats creating confusion. Im easily recognised, if you see a grown woman building sand castles surrounded with kids.....that would be me
oh thats a pity as i dont like sand. my kids are grown ups now so i hardly go to sandy beaches. i normally like Exiles, Surfside or St julians near waterpolo club.
I go to San Gorg as its ideal for young kids, plus its really close to my home, I walk down to the beach its only 5 mins away. I like sandy beaches, I don't like rocky ones...besides I dread to think how my daughter's knees would look if she falls on the rocks!!!
Okay, Bowing to popular demand, I hereby post the Legend of the MerryWanna Birds ......
"In pre-ancient days there existed the Merry Tribe, Distant relatives of the Can-o-Pis of Africa, and the Py-Oatees of the Americas.
Led by their Great Leader Wisdom, Who ruled the world, They all lived in peace and harmony.
When galaxies collided and showered their debris onto Earth, Humans arrived ... bringing with them Polution, Chaos, Absurdity and Politicians.
Wisdom departed. Leaving the Merrys and their distant relatives as detached observers of this pervasive environment of which Humans are unaware. With the Merry`s fantastic intuition, independence, and originality of mind and design, they hope to arouse interest in the impending Pollution of this planet - and to attract the Great Leader Wisdom to return.
Unable to articulate, but using humour as a probe, They do not deal in theory but in immediate experience, And emboldened by admiration, are content to hang around, and silently impersonate Politicians.
By adding "Wanna" (save the world) to their Tribal name, they are now known as the "MerryWanna Birds". Being humble creatures, recycled from the wastage of the Humans, they merely wait in Expectation for the return of Wisdom......"
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..... these creatures are illusive, and only dwell where Witches reside .... and if you are very very fortunate, you may come accross them now and again in your travels ............
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