Tell us what the funniest break up line that a past partner has given you! (17)
DustyRose28marshalltown, Iowa USA79 Threads 1,335 PostsMine was that he didn't think that I would be able to handle him being over the road (he's a truck driver). All I could do was laugh condsidering I have been over the road and I know how it is out there and I wouldn't be complaining all the time that he wasn't home unlike someone that has never drove a semi!
How stupid was the guy!
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My wife after she cheated on me in front of me..."Maybe this is what I allways wanted in my heart." Brutally funny!!! Not really..Better to laugh....
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wow now that was a low blow from her! 
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None of them have been funny
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Same here mate.
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What I mean by funny I guess is how stupid of a reason they came up with to break up with you and after the hurt was gone, you were able to sit back and say why was I even with that person anyways and laugh at the whole situation. I guess that is how I deal with pain and loss at times.
I should have expained myself more clearly! Sorry!
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He thought he needed to SOUR his wild oats. I told him they were all ready sour and he might want to try sowing them instead.
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wow that was a bad one but I like what you told him
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None of mine were funny either.
I once broke up with a girl because my friend was saying I was whipped. I regretted it later...I really liked her alot.
I once broke up with a girl because my friend was saying I was whipped. I regretted it later...I really liked her alot.
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I had a guy tell me I was too old for him. Granted I was 10 years younger than him when we broke up and his new girlfriend was only a year younger than me. Apparently he only dates 21 year olds. Dumbest excuse for a guy cheating on me "It just happend!"
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I dated a guy once and we had an open relationship when I was over the road when he broke it off he told me it was cause the other girls couldn't understand that we had an open relationship. How dum! He finally admitted that it was because he wanted to go steady with my best friend.
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Ouch!!!!!
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oh trust me I have alot more basically all the guys I have dated have been losers except for two and well it doesn't really matter now I laugh at them cause I am with my angel now!
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I'm sorry, but there was nothing funny about any of the endings of my relationships. Not even now, in hindsight....
I just prefere to think that I am way better off.........and I am.
I just prefere to think that I am way better off.........and I am.
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we usually are better off its just that I worded the thread wrong sorry
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i had a friend of mine he had been dating this girl for a while months takeing it really slow then one night after a date they went home together and watched a movie and started messing around well they didn't get far
he started to lick her belly going low and well he didn't even get close and he smelled her he stoped right their gaging and told her he couldn't do this any longer cause he wasn't over his x
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