Try supergluing quarters to the floor at the mall, then sit back and watch people try to pick them up....you'll be hilariously amazed at how badly some people want that quarter.
My friends bet me to go streaking in a boat yard we were sleeping at,it was a hot night and a lot of people were there,as I ran my friend put on the spot lights and yelled"Man overboard" we all got kicked out.
Ok, once when I was stationed in Germany, it was my 20th birthday, I went out to the bar with some friends, and got so drunk, and apparently was dancing on the tables, and clothes were flying! Thank goodness I didnt get completely undressed!
Name it,I probably did it,espeicially when I was teen ager. Got kicked off army base for life by Provost Marsall along with other wives.We were cught in husbands uniforms and I was inpersonating an officer.We were hungry and not allowed out after dark. Got my toe stuck in bath tub spout,paramedics had to cut of metal and take me to er to get rest cut off,and as everyone asked,whydid I do it,
when my step-father was bragging about all his medals from WWII, and showing me his Purple Hearts...I told him about Patton's famous line. You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win by making the other poor SOB die for his country!!
When I was much younger, I got lost in the dark on a dirt road up north from me. I tried to turn around on what I thought was another road ntil I realized I was on train tracks. I tried to drive my 1988 Grand Am on the tracks all the way to the main road. I got about a mile or so and the frame bottomed out on the tracks and I had a very long walk back to the cabin for a jack and 2X4's to get my car off the tracks. Luckily it was a holiday weekend and there were no trains.
Looking back on this and all the other crazy stuff I used to do, its a wonder that I survived. Luckily I am a lot more mature now.
So does anybody want to hear about the time I accidently ran somebodys arm over?
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