Tennessee Ten Commandments (18)
Tried watching my mouth....
went crosseyed...
true.
try it..
went crosseyed...
true.
try it..
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Ok to all the people...
who viewed this this thread...
did you go crosseyed.....
who viewed this this thread...
did you go crosseyed.....
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Should I watch it for you?
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well..since you asked so nicely...
did I go crosseyed
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A little, but I thought it was kinda cute!
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The question is can God understand those commandments... 
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NO TONGUE EMO...
SO
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We'll have to petition the staff for a tongue emoticon!
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Do we chant..
we want tongue....
I want a duct tape one too.....
we want tongue....
I want a duct tape one too.....
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like the new pic..
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Makes sense to me. It is the spirit, not the letter, of the law that really matters.
And it is funny too. Thank you.
And it is funny too. Thank you.
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I think it's great! In plain, ol' English, where everybody can understand the meanings. 
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Gosh..... you're right!!! 
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If you live by them rules you'll be o.k..
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Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language.... no joke, read on...
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.)
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day