Lord, they're finally together (18)

Sep 23, 2007 2:24 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs"
Sep 23, 2007 2:35 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
good one p-segrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 23, 2007 3:24 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 23, 2007 5:30 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
jgspain63
jgspain63jgspain63Malaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 471 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I love it
Sep 23, 2007 6:02 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
AwesomeChoice
AwesomeChoiceAwesomeChoiceCarmel, California USA8 Threads 720 Posts
For God's sake, Damian...relax a bit wine
we're not on Christian site comfort hug

I'll check with my God tomorrow to see if he'd bless you rolling on the floor laughing ....just teasing kiss
Sep 23, 2007 6:04 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Any examples in history of a woman having many husbands...?...at one time?....let's call it a male harem..
Sep 23, 2007 6:35 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
so he's not going to be blessedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 23, 2007 6:36 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Damned is more like it.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Sep 23, 2007 7:11 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Damian7
Damian7Damian7Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK20 Threads 267 Posts
The last angel sent to me is now firmly on earth working as a receptionist in Malta rolling on the floor laughing . Another ' Illegal immigrant '.. We spent a week-end together . After that she did not want to go back .

I have left no god untouched .. Point out yours and I'll give you the history ..

I would not cross sword with you AC you are too sweet and too nice for that .. but anything else goes blushing
Sep 23, 2007 7:23 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

good one P.Seg
Sep 23, 2007 7:32 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Good afternoon Martiwave hug
Sep 23, 2007 8:19 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
hey wave Jacko

A very good afternoon to you too hug
Sep 23, 2007 9:58 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Hello Marti! (I finally made it up to the tower!) smitten
Sep 23, 2007 11:29 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
ghost007
ghost007ghost007swieqi, Majjistral Malta52 Threads 4 Polls 885 Posts
Apparently there were communites in artic regions where women had more than one husband usually two or three!!!! several men were needed to provide her and her children with the resources neccessary in this harsh climate!!!!!!tongue tongue
Sep 23, 2007 11:32 AM CST Lord, they're finally together
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Hope you're not moving to the north pole dear....??
Sep 23, 2007 12:13 PM CST Lord, they're finally together
Damian7
Damian7Damian7Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK20 Threads 267 Posts
It may have had something to do with rubbing sticks together and making fire .. On would make love while two made fire rubbing sticks laugh
Sep 23, 2007 4:37 PM CST Lord, they're finally together
AwesomeChoice
AwesomeChoiceAwesomeChoiceCarmel, California USA8 Threads 720 Posts
Damian could serve as a Bible holder......In case nothing else goes batting
tongue hug
Sep 24, 2007 6:38 PM CST Lord, they're finally together
antcus
antcusantcusSt Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta17 Threads 948 Posts
GREAT...ABSOLUTELY GREAT JOKE!!
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