reasons to drink beer..... (19)
FUNNY, Thanks for the laugh. Reminds me of what my dad tells my nephews when we went on a fishing trip this past summer.
"If you see a bear run."
"...but grandpa bears run really fast, and your old and slow"
" Dont worry about me I just have to get ahead of you..."
"If you see a bear run."
"...but grandpa bears run really fast, and your old and slow"
" Dont worry about me I just have to get ahead of you..."
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*yay beer!
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ok tess, that makes it your round 
cliff and norm, what a double act
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no worries colm, what ya having?
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cheers tessie 
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uuuummm lol..hicup..hicup...iiam the smartettst fool one the hicup eartff...
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*nuzzles Guinness...
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I love guinness specially the ones in the can with the ball so you get the perfect poured beer...mmmmm 
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pint of carlsberg please
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stella for me
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Good thing we had this tap of a thousand beers installed.
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to get drunk no,no thats not a good reason my friends always say that... I say to enjoy the taste if you like the beer you are drink the getting drunk comes if you don't stop enjoying taste in one sitting...
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A friend shared this with me.
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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You need a reason to drink a beer
Heres one....your happy!! Time to celibrate even that and have another and make a new friend!
Heres one....your happy!! Time to celibrate even that and have another and make a new friend!
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sounds good to me
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beer never gets angry if u have two in a same time 
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Beer: The logic is undeniable.
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"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as
we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."