If you weren't single.... (29)
I wouldn't have to listen to my girlfriend telling me to
"get myself a luvah".
*poo...
"get myself a luvah".
*poo...
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A Luvah ?
Undah Cuvah ?
Undah Cuvah ?
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Hmmm... good question.
For me none of yours really apply because I have three children.. Who help with clothes/necklaces FOOD! etc.. lol
I've been trying to think of... if I were not single.
If I weren't single I would have to share the tv remote in the evening.
Someone would be asking me 'What time ARE you coming to bed?'
Someone might be asking me why I am going out, where I am going, what time will I be back?
I might be with someone who doesn't like me travelling.
I weren't single.. I might be with someone who doesn't understand I LIKE to lay in the bath for four hours.
Someone who might ask me WHY I have to eat two pieces of cheesecake.
If I weren't single, I would not be able to splay myself out across the bed.
If I weren't single.. I would have to account for how MUCH I spent.
hmmmm... Why am I here?
For me none of yours really apply because I have three children.. Who help with clothes/necklaces FOOD! etc.. lol
I've been trying to think of... if I were not single.
If I weren't single I would have to share the tv remote in the evening.
Someone would be asking me 'What time ARE you coming to bed?'
Someone might be asking me why I am going out, where I am going, what time will I be back?
I might be with someone who doesn't like me travelling.
I weren't single.. I might be with someone who doesn't understand I LIKE to lay in the bath for four hours.
Someone who might ask me WHY I have to eat two pieces of cheesecake.
If I weren't single, I would not be able to splay myself out across the bed.
If I weren't single.. I would have to account for how MUCH I spent.
hmmmm... Why am I here?
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As she puts it...
"someone to rock your socks off & then get out of your hair"
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I woulden't have to be so lonely..
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I wouldn't have to inflate that damn doll every night
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Love it 
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Ohhh... someone else could clean the cat box!
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I might not always have to edit my own writings (if I found the right girl)?
But seriously, one thing for me would be not having to constantly endure those one-sided conversations/arguments you have with yourself. They say it's okay to talk to yourself, as long as yourself doesn't start answering. I think I'm about three layers into that peculiarly self-referential kind of conversation.
But seriously, one thing for me would be not having to constantly endure those one-sided conversations/arguments you have with yourself. They say it's okay to talk to yourself, as long as yourself doesn't start answering. I think I'm about three layers into that peculiarly self-referential kind of conversation.
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Yeah!
I just thought of one too...
Someone ELSE could go to the shop (store) for milk.. when its raining and kids are refusing.
I just thought of one too...
Someone ELSE could go to the shop (store) for milk.. when its raining and kids are refusing.
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Tell you what...
you clean the cat box & I'll go have a nice rainy walk for milk.
We'll make the perfect pair.
you clean the cat box & I'll go have a nice rainy walk for milk.
We'll make the perfect pair.
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Damn, Flying Saucer, you really nailed the case for being single! By the way, some of those things relate well to why I am single. I mean that disagreements over the things you've named above heavily contributed to the demise my marriage.
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Oh I talk to myself a lot.. haha..
I find it very useful, I get some of my best plans that way.. bouncing ideas around between 'myself'
I find it very useful, I get some of my best plans that way.. bouncing ideas around between 'myself'
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hahaha
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Myself and...me? I? For me, it's become "myselves." There's a skinny guy, a bearded fat guy, a kind of muscular clean-shaven guy, and some troll-like creature whose name I'm not sure about...
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Haha I wouldn't have to figure out how to spend the extra money in my budget because of being single, I'm sure it'd all be spoken for and then some.
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I would not have to dust my flat-top stove as often.
I wouldn't have to struggle with tiny necklace or bracelet clasps...or zippers on the back of a dress that stop just where my arms can't reach.
I wouldn't have to order more food than I will eat just to satisfy the minimum order amount for delivery service.
I wouldn't throw away half of every loaf of bread I buy.
And you???