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sweetambyDefiance, Ohio USA13 Threads 295 PostsJoe that is just wrong!! lol
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Made you laugh, though, didn't it. Lol. Love to see you smile.
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Tech, did you not see the color of my hair hun?..I'm the one who does the tieing up! Must say...I like the hair:)How about you? Are you the tie'er.....or the tie'ee.....or maybe, you're both?
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im definitely the tie'er ..... but maybe because i havent had the opportunity to be with someone with the right qualifications ... red hair is one, yes
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Do you know what barb wire and a g-string have in common?
They both protect the property without obsructing the view
They both protect the property without obsructing the view
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And the other would be?........and yes hun, I'm more than qualified..LOL
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are you good at tying knots... or do you use chains and locks?
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little billy walks up to his father and asks dad when you go to heven do you go feet first? his father says what? I don't think so but why would you ask sutch a question. billy says when I came home from shcool early today mom was screeming "oh god I'm comming " and when i looked in I saw her with her feet up in air and the mailman on top of her keeping her from going!
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Little Johnny is out walking his dog one day and met up with one of the local senior ladies. She stopped him and said "my little Johnny that's a sweet tie you're wearing. Little Johnny, bashful as he is, simply says " well thankyou mam". The nice lady then says to little Johnny "Gee that's a handsome suit you have on Johnny". Johnny says "Well thankyou mam". Of course the dog gets the lady's attention and she says to Johnny "My that's such a cute little dog you have there Johnny". Johnny says "well thankyou mam". Very kindly the lady bends over to pet the dog and asks "what's the little doggie's name Johnny?" Johnny tells her "Porky". "Porky" the lady questions, "why did you name such a cute little dog Porky?" Little Johnny replies, "cuz he likes to screw pigs."
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OHHHHH H*LL NO...honey, I use silk ropes and or scarves....they don't leave marks.....and I'm a sailor's kid, so yeah.......I can tie a knot....what kind would you like? A Deck knot.... a fist knot....a flat......a fight- ring....or how about carrick-bend knot? Mostly though, I just use the simple slip knot.....easier to get out of...LOL
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omg.... here, sign this waiver and meet me in the "ever been tied up?" thread
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maybe you would want to tie me up because as far as that goes, im a virgin.... im still not convinced im into such a degree of surrender tho
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A blonde boarded an airplain to Madrid, but she sat down in the first class instead of second. The flight attendant asked her to move but she refused. After much talk, desperate attendant asked the pilot for help. The pilot whispered something to the blonde and she moved to second class. What did u say to her?-mused the attendant.
Well, I simply said that the FIRST class isn't flying to Madrid...
Well, I simply said that the FIRST class isn't flying to Madrid...
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Thats halarious Catwhisperer. Here's another one....Susana was tired of Earl's drinking and partying ways. She decided it was high time she taught him a lesson. So she waited until Saturday when he left to go to the bar, and then went and purchased a custom Devil costume, complete with pitchfork. Then she waited... Earl came stumbling home around midnight, as usual. When Earl got to the living room, Susana pounced down and landed right in front of him, brandishing the pitchfork, and said, "OK Earl, it's time to pay for all your drinking and evil ways!". Earl just stared for a moment, then said, "You don't scare me, I'm married to your sister!"
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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Mwahahahaha
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Mwahahahaha
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Heard about the new blonde paint
It’s not very bright but spreads real easy
It’s not very bright but spreads real easy
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I like that one lol x
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your mama is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got a ticket for moonig,lmao.
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