Your top tips for annoying the living daylights out of your partner (31)
RobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 PostsYou list em, i'll try em out on my next date
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tell her you got a hot date tonite
or tell her your working late
or tell her your working late
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No matter what the question, your answer is: "I don't have an answer for that right now."
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lol...................
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I plead the 5th.
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Poor woman ... she is definetely will get puzzled 
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I certainly found it a...tad irritating!
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Oh i'm terrible, the last one on saturday is probably still in therapy.....mind you i think i might owe wetherspoons a new sofa as i'm sure she wet herself laughing.
I'm looking for really dodgy stories...and i told the last one last week about the site and on my blog i hoped she wasn't a serial killer!
I'm looking for really dodgy stories...and i told the last one last week about the site and on my blog i hoped she wasn't a serial killer!
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High Five Lady! 
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Robbie stop it ....... right this minute ........
You need to warn them to bring an extra pair of thongs or whatever
You need to warn them to bring an extra pair of thongs or whatever
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If she asks you about doing something together, say, "I don't make plans that far ahead".
Consistently say that when she's talking about something during the next hour... or day... or week...or month ... or year.
Consistently say that when she's talking about something during the next hour... or day... or week...or month ... or year.
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Guard your plate with forks and knifes and act like you'll stab anyone who reaches for it, including the waiter.
Collect salt shakers from all the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower formation on your table.
Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
Make faces at other patrons, and then sneer at their reactions.
Repeat every third word you say say.
Collect salt shakers from all the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower formation on your table.
Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
Make faces at other patrons, and then sneer at their reactions.
Repeat every third word you say say.
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Keep talking about your previous girlfriend ..
Pick your nose a couple of times
Maybe clean your ears too...
go sniff sniff and sneeze right in her face ..
Say sorry and smile with food in your mouth ..
Pull the chair for her so that she falls down ...
Enugh for a first date or any date ...
you'll scare her guaranteed !!!
Pick your nose a couple of times
Maybe clean your ears too...
go sniff sniff and sneeze right in her face ..
Say sorry and smile with food in your mouth ..
Pull the chair for her so that she falls down ...
Enugh for a first date or any date ...
you'll scare her guaranteed !!!
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If you're wanting to end it fast....just stare at the breasts...that'll end it fast 
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Robbie, just tell her how in debt you are (whether you are or not). They love that~~ 
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Remember to get a big clump of food off her plate....that wins them over on a 1st date.
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...and what's the point in all that???? 
Restaurant Part sounds funny though,if youre swift on your feet.
Feet don't fail me Now!!!
Restaurant Part sounds funny though,if youre swift on your feet.
Feet don't fail me Now!!!
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absolutely .. especially if it flies up in the air and lands down exactly where u want it to .. now thats your choice ...
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