God Is Dead (9)
I think Nietszche was putting forward a view that God was dead in or to society.
but I do appreciate your words and again a good rap portential in them
but I do appreciate your words and again a good rap portential in them
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I heard a joke once that went like this. "A tomb stone was placed in the cementary that read, "God is dead....signed Joe", Then there was clap of thunder and Joe died next to the tombstone.....it now read "Joe is dead"....signed God.
"Foolish man that dares to think as a god, learn to program thy VCR first."
"Foolish man that dares to think as a god, learn to program thy VCR first."
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Back in the late 60's in Piccadilly Square, there were 2 signs , one on either side facing each other; one read God Is Dead, Nietzsche, the other one read Nietzsche Is Dead, God. Same old, same old....
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A guy sees God in HEAVEN and says,
''GOD,how much is a million years to YOU?''
God says,''A SECOND.''
Guy says.''GOD,how much is a million dollars to YOU?''
GOD says,''A PENNY.''
Guy thinks REAL fast and says,''O.k GOD,can I have a PENNY?''
GOD says,''SURE.....in a SECOND!''
HA....Can't fool the BOSS.
''GOD,how much is a million years to YOU?''
God says,''A SECOND.''
Guy says.''GOD,how much is a million dollars to YOU?''
GOD says,''A PENNY.''
Guy thinks REAL fast and says,''O.k GOD,can I have a PENNY?''
GOD says,''SURE.....in a SECOND!''
HA....Can't fool the BOSS.
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Thanks for thattttttttttt...
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YOU'RE welcome.
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Even better than the other one???
Oh my...you're surprising me tonight hun....
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GOD loves BLONDES....
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.Her busines has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits.She decides to ask GOD and begins to pray.''GOD,please help me.I've lost my business and if I DON'T GET some money I'M going to lose my house as well.PLEASE let me win the LOTTO.
LOTTO night comes and somebody else wins it.She again prays....''GOD,please let me win the lotto.I've lost my business,my house,and I'M GOING TO lose my car as well.''
LOTTO night comes and she still has no luck.Once again she prays,''GOD,why have you forsaken me?I've lost my business,my house, and my car.I don't often ask you for help,and I'VE ALWAYS been a good servant to you.PLEASE....let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.''
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light and the heaven's open.The BLONDE is overwhelmed from the voice of GOD himself...''SWEETHEART,work with me on this...........Buy a ticket.''
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.Her busines has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits.She decides to ask GOD and begins to pray.''GOD,please help me.I've lost my business and if I DON'T GET some money I'M going to lose my house as well.PLEASE let me win the LOTTO.
LOTTO night comes and somebody else wins it.She again prays....''GOD,please let me win the lotto.I've lost my business,my house,and I'M GOING TO lose my car as well.''
LOTTO night comes and she still has no luck.Once again she prays,''GOD,why have you forsaken me?I've lost my business,my house, and my car.I don't often ask you for help,and I'VE ALWAYS been a good servant to you.PLEASE....let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.''
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light and the heaven's open.The BLONDE is overwhelmed from the voice of GOD himself...''SWEETHEART,work with me on this...........Buy a ticket.''
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God is dead,
He died of pity
For His creation.
And I would too
But whatever
Power that is
Will not let me
Die in peace.
Man a middle-state
Child of limbo,
Asymmetric in his grace,
A touch of soul
A big black hole
Another plaything
Of Mara’s cruel whims.
Attachment is suffering
There’s no buffering
Our heart from it’s own
Self-destruction.
Love is a lie Nature tells
Another plague from
The blackest pit of
The Seven Hells,
To drive us into folly,
And isn’t Mother jolly
Now that we’ve spawned
Like salmon and expired?
Free will
Another fable
Because if we
Are able to resist
Our lying heart’s
Urge to attach
Itself to ruin,
Then someone
Will end up suing
Because we didn’t
Create any more
Taxpayers for the
Government to exploit.