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hootsmanUitikon Waldegg, Switzerland32 Threads 412 Postsa groan a day, keeps your tonsils at bay!
Actually it wasnt me that was doing the groaning that was the hootsman, hes my very own guinea pig!!!
Oh heck yes, that was my day for "shop security" which we always do in disguise, to sort of blend in. So then, WHO was that in the purple peignoir? You think it was Rusty? Gee, if it was him, then he owns an awful lot of our stock huh? I think he re-sells it on the sideline over the fence in his back yard.... like "hardly used" worn only once bargain barrel stuff? He`s always on about the re-cycling he does to his neighbors, no wonder the old dolls love him like they do?
Actually, the other day we had one of his neighbors in here complaining about the stitching coming loose, didnt realise she had bought it from him, thought it was his housemaid running his chores...
Actually, the other day we had one of his neighbors in here complaining about the stitching coming loose, didnt realise she had bought it from him, thought it was his housemaid running his chores...
Smoky - you're just plain mean! 
(why do I like you? 
)
(why do I like you? )Well...I hope Hootsie has good Personal Injury Insurance.....considering your joke thread from last nite, I have no doubt where those toys are going.....
Oh god!!!!!!...thank you thank you!!...this is THE funniest commercial EVER made.....I love it.....just wish I spoke french....can anybody do a translation???.....
I can!
I speak all the official European languages very fluently, even all the dialects from all 37 Swiss Cantons. I can even beg a cup of sugar from the neighbors in Rural Schwarb Schweizer Deutch.... I speak sign language, Afrikaans (of course, although it is rather atrocious, my accent is perfect, just the grammar has a problem)and Official SA Kitchen Fanagalore which is spoken in conjunction with lots of sign language, and used in the gold mines and diamond fields.
I speak all the official European languages very fluently, even all the dialects from all 37 Swiss Cantons. I can even beg a cup of sugar from the neighbors in Rural Schwarb Schweizer Deutch.... I speak sign language, Afrikaans (of course, although it is rather atrocious, my accent is perfect, just the grammar has a problem)and Official SA Kitchen Fanagalore which is spoken in conjunction with lots of sign language, and used in the gold mines and diamond fields.
....yeah, there was a heavy breather on the other end, but her hearing aid was turned down too low.....Ok , then let's have it in funnygalore please......
Okay ... she says "Haw whema, ininjdaba?"
then.. (oh well you can follow the expressions on her face)... then her husband arrives ... "Inji?". She says "Eykona, ishi ningi". Then ther son arrives and says "Inji emama?". She says "Exkona, ishi ningi". Husband says to son "Hé hamba!". Son says "Hehg, isi imi emami eBerfday". Then grandparents arrive with cake and say "Hegh hegh M`Faze, eHeppy eBerfday!" ... and then the action starts, and there is no more talking...
... happy now?
then.. (oh well you can follow the expressions on her face)... then her husband arrives ... "Inji?". She says "Eykona, ishi ningi". Then ther son arrives and says "Inji emama?". She says "Exkona, ishi ningi". Husband says to son "Hé hamba!". Son says "Hehg, isi imi emami eBerfday". Then grandparents arrive with cake and say "Hegh hegh M`Faze, eHeppy eBerfday!" ... and then the action starts, and there is no more talking...
... happy now?
" Its just a jump to the left"and a step to the right
what out for whats in between lowered balls afire
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