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Dec 29, 2007 11:56 PM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Dec 29, 2007 11:58 PM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
hmmm
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Dec 29, 2007 11:59 PM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
and I was gonna say scalpellaugh
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Dec 30, 2007 12:00 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?






































The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Dec 30, 2007 12:00 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
I was gonna say .38 thru the chest. laugh
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Dec 30, 2007 12:01 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
In the case of Leo, a bottle of vintage red wine

In the case of Rick, some gourmet snake food and bowflexrolling on the floor laughing

handshake
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Dec 30, 2007 12:01 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
Good foodwine
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Dec 30, 2007 12:02 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
that would apply to mewaiter pizza laugh
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Dec 30, 2007 12:04 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
laugh cheers
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Dec 30, 2007 12:06 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?















Breasts don't have eyes.
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Dec 30, 2007 12:06 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
why does Evander Hollyfield cry?







a chewed up ear will do that to yourolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 30, 2007 12:07 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks for clearing that up for me Leo. I've always wondered! grin
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Dec 30, 2007 12:08 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
















They're hiring.
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Dec 30, 2007 12:09 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
yes, they do....

they're called errmmmgrin
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Dec 30, 2007 12:09 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?













Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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Dec 30, 2007 12:10 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
I had a serious answer but since this is all in fun I'll just say Paws your in a good mood,nice to see people just having fun .cheering
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Dec 30, 2007 12:11 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Oh, go ahead.
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Dec 30, 2007 12:13 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
zooguy
zooguyzooguyknoxville, Tennessee USA9 Threads 1 Polls 165 Posts
AAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 30, 2007 12:13 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
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are some brutal people in this thread... sorry got caught in a tree grin
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Dec 30, 2007 12:14 AM CST What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
constanza
constanzaconstanzaLA, California USA28 Threads 1 Polls 5,159 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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