Questions about men (32)
Hi Penny....please feel free to share your pennies with me, but frankly I would prefer your pounds....
...to get serious for a moment, allow me to answer your august topic....
Q: Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?
A: Because all men are dogs, we lust after all women, the younger, the better....next?
Q: Do they actually get interest from younger women that is anything other than
materialistic?
A: Don't be silly!...which younger women seriously wants to wake up in the morning next to a guy who looks like her father??...sicko, don't go there...They're only prepared to do that for money....ALL your money....next?
Q: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
A: Don't be ridiculous....you are probably the only person/woman on this site who has a pair of underpants like Bridget Jones....u should have kept it secret....Actually I would've dated you, but you've put me off now....
...to get serious for a moment, allow me to answer your august topic....
Q: Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?
A: Because all men are dogs, we lust after all women, the younger, the better....next?
Q: Do they actually get interest from younger women that is anything other than
materialistic?
A: Don't be silly!...which younger women seriously wants to wake up in the morning next to a guy who looks like her father??...sicko, don't go there...They're only prepared to do that for money....ALL your money....next?
Q: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
A: Don't be ridiculous....you are probably the only person/woman on this site who has a pair of underpants like Bridget Jones....u should have kept it secret....Actually I would've dated you, but you've put me off now....
I have a couple of questions that need answering if you men don't mind.....
1. Why do all men think it is funny to hold their wives/girlfriends under the covers and Fart?
2. Do men know that toilet seats go down as well as up?
3. Do men know what a towel rail/rack is used for?
Answers on the back of postcard please (preferably one with a fit guy on the front).
1. Why do all men think it is funny to hold their wives/girlfriends under the covers and Fart?
2. Do men know that toilet seats go down as well as up?
3. Do men know what a towel rail/rack is used for?
Answers on the back of postcard please (preferably one with a fit guy on the front).
In answer to your exposè of Maltese men and their intimate habits:
1. Farting under the covers is a marital sport only in Malta because of that popular national dish of mashed beans called...Bigilla....only then can the silly husband create the appropriate incendiary fireworks, assisted by a cigarette lighter, that amuse the juvenile male mind and totally brown off the female mind. Thankfully, the local males usually only indulge in this dubious pastime when the local TV programmes are utterly boring....which is 5 nights out of 7...
2. Don't u know?...all men are genetically programmed at birth to understand how toilet seats work.. the only reason...repeat ONLY reason, is to extend their global influence and power, in the bathroom, because they have utterly lost any control of other zones of domestic habitation....call the toilet seat the Last Stand of Male Machoism. Once the male fraternity has lost this battleground, we will observe a collapse of all male resistance to female domination of the domestic environment, and the history of the world as we know it, will end.
3. This is a silly question...a towel rack is used to tuck a pair of really ripe underpants into, when we shower our muscular bods, They're also good for cheesy socks...other than that, we do balance the odd toilet roll on them, but only when there's space between the socks and underpants.
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..next??...
1. Farting under the covers is a marital sport only in Malta because of that popular national dish of mashed beans called...Bigilla....only then can the silly husband create the appropriate incendiary fireworks, assisted by a cigarette lighter, that amuse the juvenile male mind and totally brown off the female mind. Thankfully, the local males usually only indulge in this dubious pastime when the local TV programmes are utterly boring....which is 5 nights out of 7...
2. Don't u know?...all men are genetically programmed at birth to understand how toilet seats work.. the only reason...repeat ONLY reason, is to extend their global influence and power, in the bathroom, because they have utterly lost any control of other zones of domestic habitation....call the toilet seat the Last Stand of Male Machoism. Once the male fraternity has lost this battleground, we will observe a collapse of all male resistance to female domination of the domestic environment, and the history of the world as we know it, will end.
3. This is a silly question...a towel rack is used to tuck a pair of really ripe underpants into, when we shower our muscular bods, They're also good for cheesy socks...other than that, we do balance the odd toilet roll on them, but only when there's space between the socks and underpants.
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..next??...
Can you fit all that on the back of a post card...
In response to: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
....I'm sorry Penny....I lied. I have just spoken to a friend, and I have learnt....MOST people (other than me) own a Bridget Jones) underwear thingy.....I find this illuminating and so exciting...I imagine you in this really big, white balloon, getting drunk on vodka, and I get really......well....yes....
.... In fact, I think we should have a Bridget Jones Underwear Party......maybe we could all meet up, dressed appropriately, then go salsa dancing in our very large Y-fronts....
and make lots of friends....
At the very least, it'll be novel, what???...oh tally-ho..!!
lisajane: I have a couple of questions that need answering if you men don't mind.....
1. Why do all men think it is funny to hold their wives/girlfriends under the covers and Fart?
2. Do men know that toilet seats go down as well as up?
3. Do men know what a towel rail/rack is used for?
Answers on the back of postcard please (preferably one with a fit guy on the front).
1. Why do all men think it is funny to hold their wives/girlfriends under the covers and Fart?
2. Do men know that toilet seats go down as well as up?
3. Do men know what a towel rail/rack is used for?
Answers on the back of postcard please (preferably one with a fit guy on the front).
Number 2 and Number 3 can be trainable. I so far managed - with the guys I had coming through my flat. Most of them broadened their horizon. Well, except for my first Italian, Rino.
But I was a "beginning" trainer then.
Now looking back:
July - Rino - a hard case (at age 26 living with mummy in Sardinia!)
August - Joseph - yes
September - Dusan - yes
October - Edwyn - yes (a couple of relapses fixed by sending him back to the loo
November - Christina (girl
)December - Tim - yes
January - Christian - yes
So there is hope Lisajane
<Answer 1> Woman don't shut their mouth long enough to build up pressure. So, it's up to the man to do this.
<Answer 2> All men don't think like Isaac Newton. What goes up must come down. A lot of the men missed that lesson in school.
<Answer 3> The towel rail/rack is used for the women to hold on to while being seduced by a man.
:-)
<Answer 2> All men don't think like Isaac Newton. What goes up must come down. A lot of the men missed that lesson in school.
<Answer 3> The towel rail/rack is used for the women to hold on to while being seduced by a man.
:-)
i think Uli was meaning about putting the toilet seat down and training them to do this.
But the worse thing is not leaving the toilet lid up but dripping on the toilet it self before they have a shake. so in this case lifting the toilet seat up is a good idea.
But the worse thing is not leaving the toilet lid up but dripping on the toilet it self before they have a shake. so in this case lifting the toilet seat up is a good idea.
answers to Lisajane's questions....above
hootsman: <Answer 1> Woman don't shut their mouth long enough to build up pressure. So, it's up to the man to do this.
<Answer 2> All men don't think like Isaac Newton. What goes up must come down. A lot of the men missed that lesson in school.
<Answer 3> The towel rail/rack is used for the women to hold on to while being seduced by a man.:-)
<Answer 2> All men don't think like Isaac Newton. What goes up must come down. A lot of the men missed that lesson in school.
<Answer 3> The towel rail/rack is used for the women to hold on to while being seduced by a man.:-)
Or maybe the towel rail is used for a man to hold when being seduced by another man.
not in my bathroom... 
As to what 50 year old men looking for 25-40 year olds, I'll only know the answer in 20 year's time when I'll be there. So it's best you keep checking this thread reguarly for my feedback
As for the second question, the younger the better, particularly if young enough to be unexperienced in craftiness and domination of the male species
Bridget Jones Undies? What old fashion is that? Those frilled 1930's Bloomers may have added more to my imagination, but i must say, nowadays a G-string does appeal much more, being an environmentalist
with a flair for economics, and knowing it takes at least 90% less material to produce than the Bridget Jones version.
As for the second question, the younger the better, particularly if young enough to be unexperienced in craftiness and domination of the male species
Bridget Jones Undies? What old fashion is that? Those frilled 1930's Bloomers may have added more to my imagination, but i must say, nowadays a G-string does appeal much more, being an environmentalist
with a flair for economics, and knowing it takes at least 90% less material to produce than the Bridget Jones version. 
More Questions....
1. Why do men keep flicking through the channels with the remote control?
2. Why do men feel the need to be right about everything?
1. Why do men keep flicking through the channels with the remote control?
2. Why do men feel the need to be right about everything?
<Answer 1> Because if men do it long enough, woman might finally give them attention.
<Answer 2> ehhm ... I beg to differ there. Based on the fact when men usually get married, they sell their encyclopedias, as their wives know everything.
<Answer 2> ehhm ... I beg to differ there. Based on the fact when men usually get married, they sell their encyclopedias, as their wives know everything.
I believe a man's instinct is to actually piss up against a wall.....this obviates the need to close the lid! 
Lisajane obviously has brains; it makes sense for a woman to insist that a man leaves the toilet seat in the upright position unless an untrained man comes along and urinates on the seat/lid...........
however, what really amazes me is that some women get the toilet seat wet - maybe some ladies are equipped with 'iffy sprinkler systems!'
Lisajane obviously has brains; it makes sense for a woman to insist that a man leaves the toilet seat in the upright position unless an untrained man comes along and urinates on the seat/lid...........
however, what really amazes me is that some women get the toilet seat wet - maybe some ladies are equipped with 'iffy sprinkler systems!'
Lagoona22: Hi Penny....please feel free to share your pennies with me, but frankly I would prefer your pounds....
...to get serious for a moment, allow me to answer your august topic....
Q: Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?
A: Because all men are dogs, we lust after all women, the younger, the better....next?Q: Do they actually get interest from younger women that is anything other than
materialistic?
A: Don't be silly!...which younger women seriously wants to wake up in the morning next to a guy who looks like her father??...sicko, don't go there...They're only prepared to do that for money....ALL your money....next?Q: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
A: Don't be ridiculous....you are probably the only person/woman on this site who has a pair of underpants like Bridget Jones....u should have kept it secret....Actually I would've dated you, but you've put me off now....
...to get serious for a moment, allow me to answer your august topic....
Q: Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?
A: Because all men are dogs, we lust after all women, the younger, the better....next?Q: Do they actually get interest from younger women that is anything other than
materialistic?
A: Don't be silly!...which younger women seriously wants to wake up in the morning next to a guy who looks like her father??...sicko, don't go there...They're only prepared to do that for money....ALL your money....next?Q: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
A: Don't be ridiculous....you are probably the only person/woman on this site who has a pair of underpants like Bridget Jones....u should have kept it secret....Actually I would've dated you, but you've put me off now....
Well Lagoona, thank you for your considered reply!
It is nice to hear a man of a 'certain age' give your answer to Q2!
I mean, I look at the pictures of some of these guys and think... get real! This website is called 'connectingsingles' I think some are mistaking it for 'fulfill your wildest dreams'
Anyway that is just the cynic in me...... maybe after a few months they will lower the limbo pole!!
As for Q3, I am disappointed in you, no Bridget Jones's?
And you obviously havent heard they are the latest thing or you would be begging me for my phone number!!
Penny x
rusty_knight: I believe a man's instinct is to actually piss up against a wall.....this obviates the need to close the lid!
Lisajane obviously has brains; it makes sense for a woman to insist that a man leaves the toilet seat in the upright position unless an untrained man comes along and urinates on the seat/lid...........
however, what really amazes me is that some women get the toilet seat wet - maybe some ladies are equipped with 'iffy sprinkler systems!'
Lisajane obviously has brains; it makes sense for a woman to insist that a man leaves the toilet seat in the upright position unless an untrained man comes along and urinates on the seat/lid...........
however, what really amazes me is that some women get the toilet seat wet - maybe some ladies are equipped with 'iffy sprinkler systems!'
Rusty that only happens when we are using a public loo, cos of course we never let our botties touch the seat, and we discover there is no loo paper so we have to stretch to grab hold of the paper our friend is passing us from the next door loo.........Make sense?
'Rusty that only happens when we are using a public loo, cos of course we never let our botties touch the seat, and we discover there is no loo paper so we have to stretch to grab hold of the paper our friend is passing us from the next door loo.........Make sense?'
Nope - I have seen this happen in my very own house (in the dim and distant past) when I KNOW I've left the toilet seat immaculately clean AND dry and then a female of the species has used the toilet...... my hypothetis is that if a lady flushes while still sitting on the toilet there is a possible 'back blast' effect - am I right or wrong?
It's either that or back to a 'dodgy sprinkler system'!
Nope - I have seen this happen in my very own house (in the dim and distant past) when I KNOW I've left the toilet seat immaculately clean AND dry and then a female of the species has used the toilet...... my hypothetis is that if a lady flushes while still sitting on the toilet there is a possible 'back blast' effect - am I right or wrong?
It's either that or back to a 'dodgy sprinkler system'!
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I will start with 3 questions.
1] Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?
2] Do they actually get interest form younger women that is anything other than materialistic?
3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
Looking forward to some enlightenment!
Penny