You could make faces at them and do rude signs and they would be none the wiser. You could also offer to do their makeup (girl or boy) and make them look like a clown and then go out for a drink!
i have a cousin who is blind he said it simple you don't care what the person looks like who you go out with.you can get past the outside and see what the person is like on the inside.
he said it is also fun you can grab a woman in the wrong places and not get slap for it,now who will slap a blind man for bumping into them and his hands lands on the wrong places.
but he said 1 time when i ask him if he misses being able to see things that he is not able to see.he said no i cannot miss something i never saw,for he has been blind since birth and he never got to see the world around him.but he found a way to see through other people's eyes.
he is also the first blind me i meet that got a speeding ticket.his brother's taught him how to drive,if he got too far to the right they would tell him turn to the left,if he got too far to the left they will tell him to turn right.they would keep him in the middle of the lane and watch out for traffic for him.
1 day him and his younger brother was out riding around,sure enough a cop pulled him over for speeding and he knew he was going to tell him to come back to his car.
he told his brother to get out and walk him back to the police care and help him to sit down inside of it without the police man knowing he was blind.
now he has his own driver's license,the car was in his name and he had his own insurance and he was ready for the police officer to ask him for his driver license and proof of insurance and gave them to him.
he sat there not saying a word to the police officer while he was running his license the police officer had not figure out yet that he was blind.
after the police officer got done filling out the ticket he ask him to sign it.he told the police officer that he has to take his hand so he could sign it cause he is blind.
the police officer said what the -uck you mean you are blind,now he just pulled him over for doing 95 in a 55 mph zone.none the police officer is finding out after he takes off his glasses and shows the police officer he is blind.
the police officer could not blieve he pulled a blind man over for doing 95 in a 55 zones.so he got on the radio and said ya are not going to believe this but i just pulled over a blind man for speeding he was doing 95 in 55 zone.
the next thing the police officer heard over the radio was laughter and a voice saying we was wondering how long it was going to take you to figure out he was blind.
for that was not the only time he had been pulled over for speeding and not the first time a police officer found out he just pulled a blind man over for speeding.
they just let him go but made his brother drive the care the rest of the way.
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You never have to do your make - up!
You can pretend youre listening to them when your not?
Got loads more - what you guys got??