Only in Montana ( Archived) (18)

Apr 10, 2006 8:57 AM CST Only in Montana
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Today driving to work I see a sign stating:

Dessert of the month: Cow Pie
Lunch Special: Rocky Mountain Oysters w/ soup or salad
(those are cow balls)
Strained Berry shakes now on sale

ONLY in Montana would one see something like this!

Tell us something that you feel is unique or funny to your area of the world.
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Apr 10, 2006 9:03 AM CST Only in Montana
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
I want to be there. :(

Every sign I ever see in Ohio translates to "Why did you move back here?"
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Apr 10, 2006 9:28 AM CST Only in Montana
singlefathert
singlefathertsinglefathertlansing, USA4 Threads 25 Posts
once i saw a sign that says out of order on a car.. no wonder anyone wasn't going to buy this car at the use car dealership in my town lol.
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Apr 10, 2006 11:48 AM CST Only in Montana
choklit1
choklit1choklit1portland, Oregon USA10 Threads 72 Posts
My brother went to purchase a plane ticket , he saw a sign that read "AIRPORT LEFT" so he came back home.
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Apr 10, 2006 11:49 AM CST Only in Montana
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
LOL!
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Apr 10, 2006 12:10 PM CST Only in Montana
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
hehehehe

I remember those in Idaho long ago...

I also remeber flop fights...

Montana is a beautiful place.

Here? jmmm. gotta think about that. Other than they think maple flavored everything is a treat =o/
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Apr 10, 2006 12:27 PM CST Only in Montana
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
Oh Nene...The LIVE FREE OR DIE state????

Somehow I don't think all the Massachusetts folks who move to NH to stop paying state income taxes understand the "die" part of that LOL

Up here in Maine - Vacationland and "Life In The Slow Lane", we have the "Moose Crossing" signs and you better pay attention at dusk!
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Apr 10, 2006 12:30 PM CST Only in Montana
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
LOL!

Yeah, the motto leave room for much, eh?

Hey, there was ablack bear iin a backyard eating from someones birdfeeder! cool!

and, moose? hehehe they go where they please, and do NOT car how precious your car is {oD
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Apr 10, 2006 12:44 PM CST Only in Montana
Leviathan
LeviathanLeviathanHamilton, Ontario, Ontario Canada8 Threads 675 Posts
Once went to a pub in the boonies that advertised its culinary excellence with the sign "BAD FOOD, WARM BEER"...they weren't lying...
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Apr 10, 2006 9:59 PM CST Only in Montana
wikked
wikkedwikkedAjax, Ontario Canada655 Threads 4 Polls 6,091 Posts
I saw this one on a church billboard...

"Screaming Oh God! Oh God! in bed on Sunday morning...does not count as attending church..."
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Apr 10, 2006 10:04 PM CST Only in Montana
nwnstar
nwnstarnwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts
we have a cute little festival every may...toad suck daze...there's a big toad painted in the middle of downtown...toad races...toad t-shirts...a carnival...live bands...LOTS of crafty stuff....more toads...

all this fun...and it IS fun...from the county jail to the courthouse to the police station, lol!
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Apr 10, 2006 11:07 PM CST Only in Montana
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
Every spring,

we have the Carp Carnival.


Yup...a whole carnival dedicated to Carp.
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Apr 11, 2006 3:00 AM CST Only in Montana
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
Thanks for sharing everyone!

Warm beer with good friends, always a good time!

Carp are disgusting Ocee, I'd petition for a change!

OH GOD on a Sunday morning is the best way to sample that syrup!!
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Apr 16, 2006 8:12 AM CST Only in Montana
diggerdog
diggerdogdiggerdogTULARE, USA16 Threads 36 Posts
I used to live just over the hill from you in Deerlodge and the corner bar still has the old check in your guns to the bar keep sign up.
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Apr 16, 2006 8:18 AM CST Only in Montana
adj4u
adj4uadj4unorth central, USA4,943 Posts
cows don't have balls my dear

and obviously neither do some former bulls

hehehe
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Apr 16, 2006 8:51 AM CST Only in Montana
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
I liked the one a car dealership here put up saying "Who says you can't buy a Newfie Accent?'
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Apr 16, 2006 9:54 AM CST Only in Montana
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush

Movin to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon....

Thanks to Frank....
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Apr 16, 2006 10:00 AM CST Only in Montana
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
around here, mountain oysters are Pig balls. I'm sure if there is a difference, I wouldn't know!

;)
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