Pointless Gestures ( Archived) (27)

Feb 3, 2008 9:11 PM CST Pointless Gestures
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
kamikaze pilots wear helmets

buckle your kids up in the car you get a ticket....but school buses have no seat belts.

salsa lessons at a baptist church

camouflage for hunters when you still have to wear that bright orange vest and hat.

sterilized needles for death by lethal injection
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Feb 3, 2008 9:26 PM CST Pointless Gestures
omega1036
omega1036omega1036spearfish, South Dakota USA1 Threads 481 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

drive up windows at liquor stores rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 3, 2008 9:28 PM CST Pointless Gestures
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
omega1036: drive up windows at liquor stores


Drive up bankmachines in braille....roll eyes doh grin
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Feb 3, 2008 9:33 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Customer service.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:35 PM CST Pointless Gestures
dial the number.or what number do I dial?Funny havn't seen a rotary phone in a long time.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:35 PM CST Pointless Gestures
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
politicians promises
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Feb 3, 2008 9:35 PM CST Pointless Gestures
Zeloniy
ZeloniyZeloniyRichmond, Virginia USA51 Threads 1 Polls 1,863 Posts
Filtered cigarettes roll eyes
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Feb 3, 2008 9:37 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Movie; when intruder enters, heroine always runs up-stairs.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:37 PM CST Pointless Gestures
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
nomindgames: dial the number.or what number do I dial?Funny havn't seen a rotary phone in a long time.



My grandmother has one and uses it all the time. True!

She can't see the others numbers.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:39 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
I am charged extra for a touch tone phone. Can't find a rotary phone.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:39 PM CST Pointless Gestures
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Woman get surprised by man in back seat of car in the movie........hell it was in the script!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 3, 2008 9:40 PM CST Pointless Gestures
In the movies,and epecially the soaps
woman just wakes up in morning,or just had an intimate incounter,but she gets up,hair in place,lipstick ondunno
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Feb 3, 2008 9:41 PM CST Pointless Gestures
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
gentlepaws: I am charged extra for a touch tone phone. Can't find a rotary phone.


Grandmother couldn't call 911 because of the rotary phone. She called me and I called 911.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:44 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
When a plane is low on fuel, the hero usually taps the gas guage as if that will help. Example....Top Gun, Tom Cruise tapping the gas guage of a 60 million dollar F-14 Tomcat like it is a '74 Dodge Dart.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:46 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
If a flying vehicle runs out of fuel and crashes, it still explodes as if the tank were full.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:46 PM CST Pointless Gestures
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Cars that do over 200 miles per hour when the speed limit isn't even close!!!!!!!


professor
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Feb 3, 2008 9:46 PM CST Pointless Gestures
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Press 1 for English...crying
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Feb 3, 2008 9:48 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Some post 4 threads in a row as if they'll get a better response.
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Feb 3, 2008 9:53 PM CST Pointless Gestures
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
gentlepaws: Some post 4 threads in a row as if they'll get a better response.


Some post more than 4.... Some start 4 (or more) threads...
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Feb 3, 2008 10:09 PM CST Pointless Gestures
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
HJFinAZ: Press 1 for English...


Canada has 2 official languages, French & English. The US has Spanish as a 2nd language by default. So press 1 for English makes sense.
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