When a plane is low on fuel, the hero usually taps the gas guage as if that will help. Example....Top Gun, Tom Cruise tapping the gas guage of a 60 million dollar F-14 Tomcat like it is a '74 Dodge Dart.
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buckle your kids up in the car you get a ticket....but school buses have no seat belts.
salsa lessons at a baptist church
camouflage for hunters when you still have to wear that bright orange vest and hat.
sterilized needles for death by lethal injection