Chinese honeymoon :) (9)
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Thanks Bob! I kinda' needed that after today!
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This was not meant in any way to degrade the wonderful people of China (or Taiwan). I love those people <official disclaimer 
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Indyfella: A young Chinese couple got married. The bride was a virgin.
Truth be told, he was a virgin too, but she didn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowered naked under the sheets as her husband undressed in the darkness.
He climbed into bed next to her and tried to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispered, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want; I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. So...whatchu want?" he asked, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hoped would impress her.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.
She eventually shyly whispered back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girrs... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence ensued..........
Eventually, in a puzzled tone, the young bridgegroom asked, "You want Garlic Chicken with Steam Vegable?"
Truth be told, he was a virgin too, but she didn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowered naked under the sheets as her husband undressed in the darkness.
He climbed into bed next to her and tried to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispered, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want; I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. So...whatchu want?" he asked, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hoped would impress her.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.
She eventually shyly whispered back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girrs... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence ensued..........
Eventually, in a puzzled tone, the young bridgegroom asked, "You want Garlic Chicken with Steam Vegable?"
good one!!
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Truth be told, he was a virgin too, but she didn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowered naked under the sheets as her husband undressed in the darkness.
He climbed into bed next to her and tried to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispered, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want; I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. So...whatchu want?" he asked, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hoped would impress her.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.
She eventually shyly whispered back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girrs... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence ensued..........
Eventually, in a puzzled tone, the young bridgegroom asked, "You want Garlic Chicken with Steam Vegable?"