Journey With Me Now.... (40)
gentlepaws: Grab a seat in my mind, put your trays in the upright position and....( no, there are no seatbelts ) the attendants will be by shortly with your favourite beverage or drug of choice. Remove your clothing if you'd feel more comfortable. We are going to a place where men are made of chocolate, some are dark and pure, others have creamy centers. The women are made of who knows what, but are delicious.
When we arrive please exercise restraint because everything is edible and an aphrodisiac as well.
Caution: some of the foliage and some furniture may contain nuts, so if you're allergic to nuts, stick to eating chocolate men or "ingredients unknown", women.
For the women who pair up with a chocolate man, remember to leave the best part for last. For the men, I would suggest nibbling at their ears, they taste very much like beer and pretzels.
OK, we're off. Please remain seated until we achieve cruising altitude or my dream suddenly changes, (Then you're on your own)
Have a nice fantasy.
a voyage thru the mind of paws??? When we arrive please exercise restraint because everything is edible and an aphrodisiac as well.
Caution: some of the foliage and some furniture may contain nuts, so if you're allergic to nuts, stick to eating chocolate men or "ingredients unknown", women.
For the women who pair up with a chocolate man, remember to leave the best part for last. For the men, I would suggest nibbling at their ears, they taste very much like beer and pretzels.
OK, we're off. Please remain seated until we achieve cruising altitude or my dream suddenly changes, (Then you're on your own)
Have a nice fantasy.
oh gawd,,,is there anything to drink??GP
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guitarplayer00: a voyage thru the mind of paws??? oh gawd,,,is there anything to drink??
GP
GP
The ponds are beer. The streams are Scotch. The rivers are wine.
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gentlepaws: The ponds are beer. The streams are Scotch. The rivers are wine.
Knew It!!!
GP
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guitarplayer00: Knew It!!!
GP
GP
Some of the trees grow Strats, some grow Les Paul's.
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gentlepaws: The ponds are beer. The streams are Scotch. The rivers are wine.
and are there any lovely mushrooms floating around?
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gentlepaws: Some of the trees grow Strats, some grow Les Paul's.
ok now Paws,,have you been wading the pond? Streams?? aha! you been swimin' that river??? are there any waterfalls?? or maybe we could have the vodkafalls???;-}
GP
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jbibiza: and are there any lovely mushrooms floating around?
Portabella, hallinogenic, all of them are there.
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guitarplayer00: ok now Paws,,have you been wading the pond? Streams?? aha! you been swimin' that river??? are there any waterfalls?? or maybe we could have the vodkafalls???
;-}
GP
;-}
GP
The waterfalls are exactly that ! You been creeping around my mind ?
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The big question is, can we smoke?
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beer and pretzels
ill try it
*dabbing beer behind ears*
ill try it
*dabbing beer behind ears*
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rwantin: The big question is, can we smoke?
Yes of course. One cig., will last the whole trip. It smokes but never burns away.
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mindfful: beer and pretzels
ill try it*dabbing beer behind ears*
ill try it*dabbing beer behind ears*
The women start off savoury, but become sweeter as one reaches their centre of gravity.
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gentlepaws: The women start off savoury, but become sweeter as one reaches their centre of gravity.
i have a severe vertigo situation
i think im falling
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Damn, a 4 legged, feather-less duck just entered my fantasy. Excuse me for a few minutes. I have to deal with this.
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gentlepaws: The women start off savoury, but become sweeter as one reaches their centre of gravity.
Test show the most seductive scents to men are gingerbread and pumpkin...
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jbibiza: Test show the most seductive scents to men are gingerbread and pumpkin...
i have incredible caramel popcorn shampoo and lotion
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gentlepaws: Damn, a 4 legged, feather-less duck just entered my fantasy. Excuse me for a few minutes. I have to deal with this.
yeah,,,while you're doin' that can you tell me where I can pee I think I had a lot of the coffee kahlua vodka black rain! hate to pee in the river!! lol ;-}
GP
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guitarplayer00: yeah,,,while you're doin' that can you tell me where I can pee I think I had a lot of the coffee kahlua vodka black rain! hate to pee in the river!! lol
;-}
GP
;-}
GP
dood
this is why you have been re named
GGP
(goofy)
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jbibiza: Test show the most seductive scents to men are gingerbread and pumpkin...
Sorry. The scent of a woman from head to toe is ambrosia.
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When we arrive please exercise restraint because everything is edible and an aphrodisiac as well.
Caution: some of the foliage and some furniture may contain nuts, so if you're allergic to nuts, stick to eating chocolate men or "ingredients unknown", women.
For the women who pair up with a chocolate man, remember to leave the best part for last. For the men, I would suggest nibbling at their ears, they taste very much like beer and pretzels.
OK, we're off. Please remain seated until we achieve cruising altitude or my dream suddenly changes, (Then you're on your own)
Have a nice fantasy.