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Mar 14, 2008 8:10 PM CST Sisters
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to attack us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

.

.


I'll pray for you!
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Mar 14, 2008 9:30 PM CST Sisters
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Start praying Des. rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 14, 2008 9:33 PM CST Sisters
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
Now thats logicalrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good one..
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Mar 15, 2008 5:04 AM CST Sisters
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
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Mar 15, 2008 5:08 AM CST Sisters
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
i was really scared for SLlaugh

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Mar 15, 2008 6:25 AM CST Sisters
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
hahaha rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2008 7:59 AM CST Sisters
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p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
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