A Bikers Wish ( Archived) (9)

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because
you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. '

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over
anytime I want. '

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think
of something that could possibly help mankind. '

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our
wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'















The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

That's great haha

Very true............

Hi Sassy.........

I'm great today........How are you ?

Keeping warm I hope.........