Punctuation (13)

Apr 6, 2008 3:33 PM CST Punctuation
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

professor laugh
Apr 6, 2008 3:36 PM CST Punctuation
cathy61
cathy61cathy61Waterford, Ireland19 Threads 1,184 Posts
Jan1305: An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing 2nd one, of course!grin
Apr 6, 2008 3:43 PM CST Punctuation
twinself
twinselftwinself..., Majjistral Malta36 Threads 1,347 Posts
Jan1305: An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."



Had a feeling of deja vu about this Jan..not sure if it was on CS though!

Ah what a difference a little comma can make!

doh
Apr 6, 2008 4:28 PM CST Punctuation
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
Jan1305: An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."



laugh

Us ladies know which one is correct!!! grin
Apr 6, 2008 4:30 PM CST Punctuation
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
Guess we all need each other. Woman is the sky man is the earth.dancing
Apr 6, 2008 4:30 PM CST Punctuation
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
FlowerOfTheSun: Us ladies know which one is correct!!!


No,you think you know which one is correct.scold
Apr 6, 2008 4:36 PM CST Punctuation
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
Elley: No,you think you know which one is correct.



Ha!! But see Elley even with the same punctuation, the same sentences can have 2 different meanings ...

Woman! Without her, man is nothing. - as in: man is nothing without his/a woman

Woman! Without her, man is nothing. - as in: human kind is nothing without women


grin
Apr 6, 2008 4:39 PM CST Punctuation
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
FlowerOfTheSun: Ha!! But see Elley even with the same punctuation, the same sentences can have 2 different meanings ...

Woman! Without her, man is nothing. - as in: man is nothing without his/a woman

Woman! Without her, man is nothing. - as in: human kind is nothing without women


Missed that one Flor,thanks for pointing it out. Nicely put.thumbs up
Apr 6, 2008 4:41 PM CST Punctuation
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
Elley: Missed that one Flor,thanks for pointing it out. Nicely put.


rolling on the floor laughing So had I missed it ... Till I had to think of "something clever" to reply to you!!! cheers
Apr 6, 2008 4:46 PM CST Punctuation
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
FlowerOfTheSun: So had I missed it ... Till I had to think of "something clever" to reply to you!!!


Zo,in ze quest to outvit me you haf unvittingly dizcovered ze secret of ze perpetuation of ze species. Hmm,very cunning (not to say honest to admit it)::cheers: handshake hug
Apr 9, 2008 12:00 PM CST Punctuation
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
Elley: Zo,in ze quest to outvit me you haf unvittingly dizcovered ze secret of ze perpetuation of ze species. Hmm,very cunning (not to say honest to admit it):



confused Aksan allemend hein? Moi, Eye preefair ze aksan Frrench wiz zee eenabeeleetee too prronounce ze wordz properlee but wiz a plus softair soonds!! laugh cheers
Apr 13, 2008 7:33 AM CST Punctuation
bradlee1
bradlee1bradlee1sliema, Majjistral Malta29 Threads 2 Polls 690 Posts
twinself: Had a feeling of deja vu about this Jan..not sure if it was on CS though!

Ah what a difference a little comma can make!

tell me about it, i am strugerling here, too many words no commas.
Apr 13, 2008 4:54 PM CST Punctuation
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
bradlee1: tell me about it, i am strugerling here, too many words no commas.


I used to drive a Comma van many years ago and crashe it. Had to go and tell the boss that the Comma had come to a full stop.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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