Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot ( Archived) (13)

Apr 15, 2008 7:52 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
Guitarstrings
GuitarstringsGuitarstringsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada42 Threads 73 Posts
It was a very small town and the patrolman was making his routine evening rounds.

As he was checking the used car lot on the corner, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped, watched them for a minute or two and then asked, "Excuse me ladies, why are you sitting in this car? Are you trying to steal it?"

"Heavens no," one of them replied, "We bought it."

"Really?" the patrolman asked suspiciously. " Then why don't you drive it away?"

"We can't drive," one of the ladies replied.

"Then why did you buy it?" he asked.

The one sitting behind the wheel replied, "We were told that if we bought a used car at this place we'd get screwed - so we're just waiting."
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Apr 15, 2008 7:54 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
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Apr 15, 2008 7:56 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
irishlass45
irishlass45irishlass45Texas USA, Texas USA52 Threads 5 Polls 4,579 Posts
well there is another way I have never heard oflaugh
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Apr 15, 2008 7:56 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
katiecharlyn
katiecharlynkatiecharlyndublin, Georgia USA8 Threads 2,748 Posts
hi-ya krazie!!! where you been?? laugh teddybear
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Apr 15, 2008 7:57 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
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desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
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Apr 15, 2008 8:00 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
Guitarstrings
GuitarstringsGuitarstringsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada42 Threads 73 Posts
Patience is everything, don't cha think?laugh blushing
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Apr 16, 2008 12:34 AM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Where is this car lot? help
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Apr 16, 2008 8:09 AM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
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Apr 16, 2008 10:45 AM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
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Apr 16, 2008 11:34 AM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
Guitarstrings
GuitarstringsGuitarstringsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada42 Threads 73 Posts
dcj, the car lot is right there....can't you see it? It's right on the corner of First Avenue and Main Street, in Manchester.

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Apr 16, 2008 11:55 AM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
rescuemepleez
rescuemepleezrescuemepleezclydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK9 Threads 459 Posts
that was witty and gave me a laugh..thanks..
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Apr 16, 2008 11:56 AM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
ANurse4U
ANurse4UANurse4UMemphis, Tennessee USA14 Threads 525 Posts
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Apr 16, 2008 12:20 PM CST Little Old Ladies in a Car Lot
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