It was a very small town and the patrolman was making his routine evening rounds.
As he was checking the used car lot on the corner, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped, watched them for a minute or two and then asked, "Excuse me ladies, why are you sitting in this car? Are you trying to steal it?"
"Heavens no," one of them replied, "We bought it."
"Really?" the patrolman asked suspiciously. " Then why don't you drive it away?"
"We can't drive," one of the ladies replied.
"Then why did you buy it?" he asked.
The one sitting behind the wheel replied, "We were told that if we bought a used car at this place we'd get screwed - so we're just waiting."
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As he was checking the used car lot on the corner, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped, watched them for a minute or two and then asked, "Excuse me ladies, why are you sitting in this car? Are you trying to steal it?"
"Heavens no," one of them replied, "We bought it."
"Really?" the patrolman asked suspiciously. " Then why don't you drive it away?"
"We can't drive," one of the ladies replied.
"Then why did you buy it?" he asked.
The one sitting behind the wheel replied, "We were told that if we bought a used car at this place we'd get screwed - so we're just waiting."