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It's me. I am ME. I have two legs, two arms, ten toes, ten fingers, two nostrils, a receeded hairline (I think it stopped), salt-pepper hair (where the receeding has not yet advanced enough), sport a short beard (also salt-peppery) and finally, last but not least two ears for listening and a mouth to talk with - usually after listening. I am not really Adonis, more like Homer (Simpson). But then again I never actually broke a mirror by looking into it and when I am passing by sometime peoples wolf-whistle.
Now. Do I have to shoot someone to get a glass of fresh milk?