Divorce Letter (8)
Hahaha....I didn't see that coming! 
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good one!
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twinkles1994: Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and taht was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new hair cut, had cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-husband
P.S.
Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Response to the Divorce Letter
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my momther raised me not say something if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have confused me with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife,
Rich as hell and free!
P.S.
I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and taht was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new hair cut, had cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-husband
P.S.
Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Response to the Divorce Letter
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my momther raised me not say something if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have confused me with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife,
Rich as hell and free!
P.S.
I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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Twinks!!!! 
Where've ya been?? Good to see ya, honey.... 
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brilliant lol
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and taht was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new hair cut, had cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-husband
P.S.
Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Response to the Divorce Letter
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my momther raised me not say something if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have confused me with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife,
Rich as hell and free!
P.S.
I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.