R U Klutzy or Graceful? (60)
Zellarrone1: I'm probably the most clumsiest clunt I mean klutz in the world. I'm clumsier than a bull in a china shop and have even been known to fall over my own shadow.
Once I was riding my bike, fell off it and ended up wrapped round a roadsign Another time I was carrying my son when he was a baby and his face was looking backwards over my shoulder. I missed a step and fell down the stairs and his chin hit the stair behind causing his bottom teeth to go through his top lip.
I don't think it's a turn off to be clumsy. Well, it's never put anyone off me so far
Once I was riding my bike, fell off it and ended up wrapped round a roadsign Another time I was carrying my son when he was a baby and his face was looking backwards over my shoulder. I missed a step and fell down the stairs and his chin hit the stair behind causing his bottom teeth to go through his top lip.
I don't think it's a turn off to be clumsy. Well, it's never put anyone off me so far
You give klutzy a whole new meaning::cool:
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I've got heightened AWARENESS on heights and on the job.
But on the ground,I bump into doors,PULL doors that say PUSH,and get lost in telephone booths.
But on the ground,I bump into doors,PULL doors that say PUSH,and get lost in telephone booths.
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thewall2: I've got heightened AWARENESS on heights and on the job.
But on the ground,I bump into doors,PULL doors that say PUSH,and get lost in telephone booths.
But on the ground,I bump into doors,PULL doors that say PUSH,and get lost in telephone booths.
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Alright,just once,I got lost in a telephone booth.
Long STORY.
Long STORY.
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Portiea: I am a klutz--always (often/sometimes--it's all relative) bumping into things, tripping, falling down. Today I was taking boxes down to my cellar storage closet, tripped on the stairs, fell down three steps (cement) on to the cement floor of the garage---scraped shins, scraped knee, bruised forearm--fortunately no nails broken
Questions: Are you klutzy or graceful? Is it a turnoff for a woman/man to be a klutz (could be one reason I'm still single?).
Any experience with this issue? Thoughts? Scars?
Questions: Are you klutzy or graceful? Is it a turnoff for a woman/man to be a klutz (could be one reason I'm still single?).
Any experience with this issue? Thoughts? Scars?
I am as graceful as a swan............. NOT!!
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thewall2: Alright,just once,I got lost in a telephone booth.Long STORY.
I get lost constantly, think that's another thread.....wow life is full of possibilities!!
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thewall2: Alright,just once,I got lost in a telephone booth.Long STORY.
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The_Kansan: I am gracefully klutzy. I can slip and bust my butt with the best of them whilst maintaining a style and flair that are the envy of many an emergency room physician; "Ok, Mr. McCrary, let me get this right - You slipped on wet leaves while carrying a ladder, an open can of paint, a screwdriver and a bottle of beer, and somehow managed to dis-locate your shoulder without spilling anything or dropping the ladder?" "Yeah, Doc, that's about it... Expensive paint, borrowed ladder and good beer - Figured the shoulder was the most expendable..."
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Hmm Klutzy..
My dad didn't name me Calamity Claire for nothing..
My dad didn't name me Calamity Claire for nothing..
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Claayer: Hmm Klutzy..
My dad didn't name me Calamity Claire for nothing..
My dad didn't name me Calamity Claire for nothing..
Why am I not surprised to see you here?????
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Good to hear that you did not break your nails Portiea.... Being a klutz does not make anyone a bad person.
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What a relief!!
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What a relief!!
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Portiea: Why am I not surprised to see you here?????
Give it time,all the blondes will eventually show up.
j/k
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thewall2: Give it time,all the blondes will eventually show up.
j/k
j/k
HEY, we don't like that kind of thing here!! BEHAVE!!
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Portiea: Why am I not surprised to see you here?????
hahaha
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thewall2: Give it time,all the blondes will eventually show up.
j/k
j/k
Yup... all the meat heads too..
j/k
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Claayer: Yup... all the meat heads too..j/k
It takes all kinds, we klutzes need to stick together...(klutzes--spell check?)
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Zellarrone1: I'm probably the most clumsiest clunt I mean klutz in the world. I'm clumsier than a bull in a china shop and have even been known to fall over my own shadow.
Once I was riding my bike, fell off it and ended up wrapped round a roadsign Another time I was carrying my son when he was a baby and his face was looking backwards over my shoulder. I missed a step and fell down the stairs and his chin hit the stair behind causing his bottom teeth to go through his top lip.
I don't think it's a turn off to be clumsy. Well, it's never put anyone off me so far
Once I was riding my bike, fell off it and ended up wrapped round a roadsign Another time I was carrying my son when he was a baby and his face was looking backwards over my shoulder. I missed a step and fell down the stairs and his chin hit the stair behind causing his bottom teeth to go through his top lip.
I don't think it's a turn off to be clumsy. Well, it's never put anyone off me so far
awww Zella
bless yaIm a total Klutz...and proud of it hehe
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Gemini1972: awww Zella bless ya
Im a total Klutz...and proud of it hehe
Hi Gemini Im a total Klutz...and proud of it hehe
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I'm gracefully klutzy....
naw, I'm just klutzy......
naw, I'm just klutzy......
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It's never stopped me though.