Dress Code for People Over 50 (31)
mylifewithu: Dress Code for People Over 50
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> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
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> 13. Thongs and Depends
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> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
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> 13. Thongs and Depends
OMG
The mental picture that evokes! LOL
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Oh, I don't know...Sounds like something I would try.
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i've seen #4, #9 and #11 especially when i lived in south florida, just take a walk along the beach if you need a good belly laugh.------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: Dress Code for People Over 50
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
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> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
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> 13. Thongs and Depends
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>
> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
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> 13. Thongs and Depends
Dang now I'm gonna have to start weeding out my wardrobe over the next 10 years!!!!!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Dang now I'm gonna have to start weeding out my wardrobe over the next 10 years!!!!!!!!!
I need to start doing it now
Stupid varicose veins
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Serenity1971: I need to start doing it now
Stupid varicose veins
Stupid varicose veins
Yeah like I'd ever own a bikini....I don't think I have since grade 9!!!!!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Yeah like I'd ever own a bikini....I don't think I have since grade 9!!!!!!!!!
I have 3
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Serenity1971: I have 3
I'm not that brave....my twins ruined me for life...I have learned to live with it!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I'm not that brave....my twins ruined me for life...I have learned to live with it!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't found a one piece that I like yet. I will eventually though
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OH for a man who's short sighted and has lost his glasses
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PILIPALA: OH for a man who's short sighted and has lost his glasses
Or one who is sportin beer goggles!!!!!!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Or one who is sportin beer goggles!!!!!!!!!!
Gives out the alcohol i just come out of the shower
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Serenity1971: I haven't found a one piece that I like yet. I will eventually though
Haven't worn a bikini since having kids....haven't worn the one piece....hell....haven't worn a bathing suit at all since I've been divorced. Haven't been anywhere I'd need one.
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hrt4lse: Haven't worn a bikini since having kids....haven't worn the one piece....hell....haven't worn a bathing suit at all since I've been divorced. Haven't been anywhere I'd need one.
I find bikini's at this time of year rather airy.
Did I just say that out loud?
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PILIPALA: Gives out the alcohol i just come out of the shower :
It's early yet...BUT I can still share in some Wednesday cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!
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StevenSchwartz: I find bikini's at this time of year rather airy.
Did I just say that out loud?
Did I just say that out loud?
I think they'd be "airy" anytime of year...lol
Just had a weekend with temps over 100 degrees and my a/c went out. Repairman is supposed to be here sometime today and it's currently only 60 outside.
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Serenity1971: I have 3
I have over 35 swimsuits. Many bikinis and some one pieces. I have no visable stretch marks and a flat stomach!
Wear them often, to do yard work, gardening and mowing the lawn. I love the sun! Never had sun cancer either! Soaking up all the Vitamin D I can get!
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HealthyLiving: I have over 35 swimsuits. Many bikinis and some one pieces. I have no visable stretch marks and a flat stomach!
Wear them often, to do yard work, gardening and mowing the lawn. I love the sun! Never had sun cancer either! Soaking up all the Vitamin D I can get!
Wear them often, to do yard work, gardening and mowing the lawn. I love the sun! Never had sun cancer either! Soaking up all the Vitamin D I can get!
I buy a new suit every summer, this year i'm getting a one piece and a bikini. As for soaking up the sun, yeah right, not me, not unless i want a dozen or more new freckles. Sucks being a red head!
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>
> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
>
> 13. Thongs and Depends