Dress Code for People Over 50 (31)
YetAnotherUserWyandotte (Detroit), Michigan USA6 Threads 3 Polls 112 PostsExactly, they should start wearing long boxer shorts and hanging their pants at their knees ..... NOT
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You left off scraggly ponytails....that without doubt is the worst one of the lot.
Theres nothing more sad looking than a man with a ponytail, and the older he gets the worse it looks!
Theres nothing more sad looking than a man with a ponytail, and the older he gets the worse it looks!
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RobbieM: You left off scraggly ponytails....that without doubt is the worst one of the lot.
Theres nothing more sad looking than a man with a ponytail, and the older he gets the worse it looks!
Theres nothing more sad looking than a man with a ponytail, and the older he gets the worse it looks!
Not to be judgemental because it's not popular on here, but usually they're oily, along with scraggly.
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mylifewithu: Dress Code for People Over 50
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>
> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
>
> 13. Thongs and Depends
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>
> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
>
> 13. Thongs and Depends
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I guess you would think 61 is old but not to me.I'm just gettin started,the best years are yet to come.
Tom Diamond
Tom Diamond
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But the belly ring hides the gall bladder scar
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mylifewithu: Dress Code for People Over 50
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>
> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
>
> 13. Thongs and Depends
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Minis skirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>
> And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
>
> 13. Thongs and Depends
It all sounds quite appropriate to me...
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What is wrong with number 3? Unless the dentures fall out how could you tell?
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kitty01: What is wrong with number 3? Unless the dentures fall out how could you tell?
Hell, just leave them out... One may desire to gum something..
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RobbieM: You left off scraggly ponytails....that without doubt is the worst one of the lot.
Theres nothing more sad looking than a man with a ponytail, and the older he gets the worse it looks!
Theres nothing more sad looking than a man with a ponytail, and the older he gets the worse it looks!
amen amen amen amen and amen!!!!
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kitty01: But the belly ring hides the gall bladder scar
My gall bladder was removed and there isn'r even the hint of a scar!!
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