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May 24, 2008 8:15 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
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May 24, 2008 8:22 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

oh no you didnt

timing is everything...


xx
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May 24, 2008 8:36 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue banana
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May 24, 2008 8:36 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
mindfful: oh no you didnt

timing is everything...xx


Aint that the truth.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 24, 2008 8:37 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Good one DESMOND!
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Jun 1, 2008 9:55 AM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
patrickD
patrickDpatrickDnewry, Down Ireland22 Threads 131 Posts
lOL lOL DESMOND
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Jun 1, 2008 9:56 AM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
at my age....that IS a scary question!!jaw drop
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Jul 10, 2008 12:06 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
bump.

My answer is NO.Not today.To busy.rolling on the floor laughing

Kinda the same as the punch line.laugh
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Jul 10, 2008 12:08 PM CST Do you want to go to Heaven
welshlady
welshladywelshladycardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK5 Threads 1 Polls 214 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing cheering
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