Dating rules - sme advice for gals ( Archived) (22)

over the time i have developed some rules for dating, that i shared with my females friends (real friends in real life)

after saying some thread about broken hears, and gals complaining they were with the wrong one, i start to ponder whether to post them or not

also some info that has t be known before you actual meet the guys

but i am sacred to death to post thse, as i am not into starting an argument

i would love o know whether you want me to pst them or not

if i get a your aprouval i wil post them latern in this thread

Go ahead.... and girls.. take it easy on the bloke.. just interested in Alex's opinion is all

As long as he is nice and respectful to us, I will be to him.

APPLICATION* TO DATE MY BEST GIRLFRIEND
1) Complete Name _____________________________ Date of Birth __________ Social Security #___________
1a) Have you ever used or are you currently using an alias? _______
(if you answered yes, please select from the following)
A) I used to lead a life of crime
B) I am hiding from my psycho ex wife
C) I am a deadbeat trying to avoid paying alimony
D) I am in the witness protection program
E) Other (please explain) ____________________________________________________
(if you answered yes to 1a, your application will be immediately rejected)
2) Home Address __________________________________________________
City, State Zip __________________________________________________
3) Driver's License # __________ IQ __________ College GPA __________ Annual Salary ______________
4) Are you Married (circle one)? YES NO DO NOT KNOW (if you did not answer NO, your application will be immediately
rejected)
5) Do you
Own a van? ___ A truck with oversize tires? ___A waterbed? ___ Body piercing? ___ A tattoo? _____
(if you answered YES to any of theses, your application will be immediately rejected)
6) In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND UNTIL SHE LET'S YOU" mean to you?
___________________________________________________________________________________________
7) In 50 words or less, what does "Abstinence" mean to you?
___________________________________________________________________________________________
8) Best time to interview your Parents? _____ Preacher? _____ Employer? ____ Friends? ____ Ex-Wife? ____
9) Have you ever been fingerprinted? ___ had a DNA sample taken & recorded? ___
10) Do you have a criminal record? ____ If yes, explain: __________________________________________________________
11) Answer the following questions under oath: The one thing I hope this application does not ask about me is:
___________________________________________________________________________________________
12) Answer the above question: _________________________________________________________________
13) A Woman's place is in the: ___________________________________________
14) When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is*: _______________________
*Note: If your answer begins with a T or A, your application will be immediately rejected
Thank you for your interest. Please allow up to six months for processing. The demands on my girlfriend’s time are quite substantial as she is a wonderful woman.
You will be contacted in writing informing you of our decision to allow you to date her. Please do not try to call or write. If your application is rejected, you will be
notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties, and carrying violin cases. (You might watch your back!).
CERTIFICATION OF ACCURACY BY APPLICANT: I swear all information above is true and correct to the best of my
knowledge, under penalty of death, dismemberment, Chinese water torture, and red hot pokers. I also certify that I have
read and fully understand the Rules of Dating as listed on the reverse side of the application.
SIGNATURE _______________________________________________________________ DATE _______________________
*NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a certified financial statement (including the past 5 years income tax statements
showing substantial annual income increases), job history, and current medical report from your doctor. Please be prepared to submit additional information, such
as psychological profile and polygraph test, as requested. Please retain a copy of this application for your records.

Now that was cute.

Absolutely, go ahead and post them!
I am sure most us would be interested to read them...and after all, who doesn't agree...oh well ......it's just your personal oppinion

Could you please send 25 coppies at your earliest convience.
I have a few applicants in mind,
Thak you,

are you saying to send them by private mail to you, or do you mean to send them to the aplicants?

thank you for your suport