easygoingguysomewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia27 Threads274 Posts
easygoingguyOPsomewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia274 posts
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?' He demanded. 'Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, Here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ... Her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers.' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the allowance you give me.' He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus! Aggie. Where the frig are yer drawers?' She also explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at be able at affarrd any.' He reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the Love'o Jaysus 'n the sake of decency...here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a wee bit !
easygoingguy: The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?' He demanded. 'Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, Here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ... Her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers.' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the allowance you give me.' He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus! Aggie. Where the frig are yer drawers?' She also explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at be able at affarrd any.' He reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the Love'o Jaysus 'n the sake of decency...here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a wee bit !
dillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads2,697 Posts
dillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK2,697 posts
Galactic_bodhi: Oh no!
You so do not use the word "cut" anywhere near me when I'm wearing a kilt.
I keep thinking there has to be a MacBobbit out there somewhere.
It just might be you.
I...and the things under my kilt, arent taking any chances...
dont make me use the "sulk method" to get what i want and believe you me i can play banshee mode alllllll day long and btw this is not how my tongue looks
dillydally: dont make me use the "sulk method" to get what i want and believe you me i can play banshee mode alllllll day long and btw this is not how my tongue looks
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'Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, Here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ... Her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Bridget! Where are your knickers.'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the allowance you give me.' He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus! Aggie. Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She also explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at be able at affarrd any.'
He reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the Love'o Jaysus 'n the sake of decency...here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a wee bit !