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Jul 18, 2008 5:29 AM CST Irish Logic
gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking!"


beer beer beer
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Jul 18, 2008 5:39 AM CST Irish Logic
Cary0608
Cary0608Cary0608Mandaluyong City, Metro Manila Philippines3 Threads 340 Posts
laugh


good!
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Jul 18, 2008 5:40 AM CST Irish Logic
lola36
lola36lola36dublin, Dublin Ireland120 Threads 4,687 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave

very good...wink
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Jul 18, 2008 5:48 AM CST Irish Logic
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
well that's one way to quit drinking...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 18, 2008 5:49 AM CST Irish Logic
lola36
lola36lola36dublin, Dublin Ireland120 Threads 4,687 Posts
Lillym: well that's one way to quit drinking...


only in Ireland....laugh hug
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Jul 18, 2008 5:50 AM CST Irish Logic
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Excellent!!!!...hahahahahahaha.....!!!


rolling on the floor laughing banana
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Jul 18, 2008 5:55 AM CST Irish Logic
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
lola36: only in Ireland....


Ooooooh yes ..wave Love the Irish.
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Jul 18, 2008 6:30 AM CST Irish Logic
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 18, 2008 7:13 AM CST Irish Logic
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
I had to read this...because I saw "Irish Logic".....and we all know there is no such thing!!!



Oh! Did I say that out loud????rolling on the floor laughing



Sorry...my coffee is still brewing, not responsible for anything I say!!tongue
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Jul 18, 2008 8:41 AM CST Irish Logic
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
shipoker55: I had to read this...because I saw "Irish Logic".....and we all know there is no such thing!!!
Oh! Did I say that out loud????
Sorry...my coffee is still brewing, not responsible for anything I say!!


Your Irish genes are slipping Ship...........rolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 18, 2008 8:42 AM CST Irish Logic
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
gongman: An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking!"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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