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Jul 19, 2008 6:26 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon
Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

"If it starts, I'm turning Catholic".
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Jul 19, 2008 6:31 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
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Jul 19, 2008 7:04 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
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Jul 19, 2008 7:05 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
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Jul 19, 2008 7:36 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
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Jul 19, 2008 7:38 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
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Jul 19, 2008 7:46 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
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livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
p_seg: Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon
Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

"If it starts, I'm turning Catholic".

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 19, 2008 7:56 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
Ruahine
RuahineRuahineTaupo, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand2 Threads 152 Posts
p_seg: Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon
Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

"If it starts, I'm turning Catholic".

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Jul 19, 2008 8:53 AM CST Catholic Gasoline
ANurse4U
ANurse4UANurse4UMemphis, Tennessee USA14 Threads 525 Posts
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