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Aug 20, 2008 10:28 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
Baggage

I happened to discover an interesting thread today on CS so thought I'd write a poem concerning the word or term often used,"Baggage".

After all, as I have read somewhere,"Life is baggage". In my opinion without baggage all life ceases to exist. So it would seem to me that people who add that in their profiles, actually eliminate themselves from the mainstream of life.
Referred to as," The process of self elimination ".
I hope you will enjoy the following poem.




Baggage
By Tom Diamond

I wish I had been born today,
so's I could have new toys for play.
No broken heart inside of me,
no bills to pay and torture me.
knowing headgames are the norm,
might loose my head and just reform.

House to clean,
food to buy,
life's just baggage,
live or die.

My guts too big,
my eyes are blue.
my pants' wrong color ,
if you dissapprove,
go get screwed.

Three happy kids who run and play,
I get re-born most everyday.
A home that I can call my own,
life's my baggage,
my fart's my own.

I go along my merry way,
greeting strangers along the way.
Adding baggage each step I take.
I shrug it off and take the day.










yay yay yay
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Aug 20, 2008 10:40 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
I love poetry.hug
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Aug 20, 2008 10:43 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
Baggage
By Tom Diamond

I wish I had been born today,
so's I could have new toys for play.
No broken heart inside of me,
no bills to pay and torture me.
knowing headgames are the norm,
might loose my head and just reform.

House to clean,
food to buy,
life's just baggage,
live or die.

My guts too big,
my eyes are blue.
my pants' wrong color ,
if you dissapprove,
go get screwed.

Three happy kids who run and play,
I get re-born most everyday.
A home that I can call my own,
life's my baggage,
my fart's my own.

I go along my merry way,
greeting strangers along the way.
Adding baggage each step I take.
I shrug it off and take the day.







Life would be so simple if that was true applause applause applause
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Aug 20, 2008 10:47 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
Enduro
EnduroEnduroLaunceston, Tasmania Australia14 Threads 284 Posts
Diamond123: Baggage

I happened to discover an interesting thread today on CS so thought I'd write a poem concerning the word or term often used,"Baggage".

After all, as I have read somewhere,"Life is baggage". In my opinion without baggage all life ceases to exist. So it would seem to me that people who add that in their profiles, actually eliminate themselves from the mainstream of life.
Referred to as," The process of self elimination ".
I hope you will enjoy the following poem.

Baggage
By Tom Diamond

I wish I had been born today,
so's I could have new toys for play.
No broken heart inside of me,
no bills to pay and torture me.
knowing headgames are the norm,
might loose my head and just reform.

House to clean,
food to buy,
life's just baggage,
live or die.

My guts too big,
my eyes are blue.
my pants' wrong color ,
if you dissapprove,
go get screwed.


Three happy kids who run and play,
I get re-born most everyday.
A home that I can call my own,
life's my baggage,
my fart's my own.

I go along my merry way,
greeting strangers along the way.
Adding baggage each step I take.
I shrug it off and take the day.



Poetry is good but such honesty may ensure you a lot more
freedom than you bargained for.




roll eyes laugh
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Aug 20, 2008 10:48 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
All have baggage!

It is a personal choice to either check said baggage or carry it for a lifetime..grin
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Aug 20, 2008 10:50 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Diamond123:
My guts too big,
my eyes are blue.
my pants' wrong color ,
if you dissapprove,
go get screwed.


Agree......... "Impressing" others is not a job I want or need..grin
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Aug 20, 2008 10:51 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
HJFinAZ: All have baggage!

It is a personal choice to either check said baggage or carry it for a lifetime..


What he said.I keep mine in a drawer and pull it out now and then when alone.
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Aug 20, 2008 10:51 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Now where is my suit cases................roll eyes
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Aug 20, 2008 11:05 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
Enduro: Poetry is good but such honesty may ensure you a lot more
freedom than you bargained for.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace
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Aug 20, 2008 11:27 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
feistyfeline
feistyfelinefeistyfelineSan Antonio, Texas USA1 Threads 90 Posts
Diamond123: Baggage

I happened to discover an interesting thread today on CS so thought I'd write a poem concerning the word or term often used,"Baggage".

After all, as I have read somewhere,"Life is baggage". In my opinion without baggage all life ceases to exist. So it would seem to me that people who add that in their profiles, actually eliminate themselves from the mainstream of life.
Referred to as," The process of self elimination ".
I hope you will enjoy the following poem.

Baggage
By Tom Diamond

I wish I had been born today,
so's I could have new toys for play.
No broken heart inside of me,
no bills to pay and torture me.
knowing headgames are the norm,
might loose my head and just reform.

House to clean,
food to buy,
life's just baggage,
live or die.

My guts too big,
my eyes are blue.
my pants' wrong color ,
if you dissapprove,
go get screwed.

Three happy kids who run and play,
I get re-born most everyday.
A home that I can call my own,
life's my baggage,
my fart's my own.

I go along my merry way,
greeting strangers along the way.
Adding baggage each step I take.
I shrug it off and take the day.


RIGHT ON DIAMOND !!!!!!!!!! head banger dancing thumbs up
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Aug 20, 2008 11:29 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
HJFinAZ: All have baggage!

It is a personal choice to either check said baggage or carry it for a lifetime..
cheers
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Aug 20, 2008 11:30 AM CST "No Baggage Needed", Posted In Many Dating Profiles
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
somechick: I love poetry.
heart wings
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