Mind the last time I had a night out was ages ago.... If I do... it tends to be with the lads... and we end up in no position to even talk to women.... never mind 'get jiggy with it'
Plus... I would never have 'Rumpy Pumpy' on the first night!!!!
I tend to stay in most evenings... chillout, eat, watch a movie, soak in the bath reading a good yarn....
fall asleep on the sofa, leaving the TV on!!!!!
that reminds me... I need to speak to my neighbour.... the dozy sod left his bloody TV on all night... volume very loud... so I had to turn up mine
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